Xavier Kindergarten
By FairyDustCloud
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution.
Summary: What would happen if all the X-Men: Evolution characters were toddlers with developing powers in Xavier's Institute? Storm and Wolverine are also toddlers.
Even the Brotherhood is in the Xavier Institute because they're too young to know much about evil.
Chapter One
"Stop it, guys!" ordered Jean. She had shoulder-length red hair and was wearing a flower-patterned dress. She was short, being a toddler, but she was constantly trying to act grown-up.
"Okay," said Scott. He had on a green shirt and jeans. He still had his scarlet shades, but his laser beams were only powerful enough to burn a small hole in a table. He had been fighting with Lance over a toy truck. But he stopped at Jean's command.
"Aw, you always listen to Jean. You're a wimp," said Lance. He was wearing a denim jacket, jeans, and a black shirt. He was trying to go for a punk look, but it didn't work too well since his baggy pants were too large, and he always had to pull them up.
"Take that back, or I'll blast you to smithereenies!" barked Scott. He threateningly raised his shades a bit.
But before Scott could do anything, Lance caused a very small earthquake. It was only strong enough to make Logan's building of blocks fall down. Bad move!
"What's your problem?!" grumbled Logan. He had a 100% fake leather jacket, and his black hair was still messy.
"Uh, nothing," said Lance, backing away.
Logan picked up a building block and chucked it at Lance, but he missed. The block landed by Kitty's foot.
Kitty was having a tea party with an unwilling Rouge.
Kitty was wearing a soft pink dress with a frilly white apron. Instead of her usual ponytail, she had pigtails tied with long pink ribbons.
Rouge had on a purple shirt and black pants. Kitty had forced her to wear a fluffy yellow apron and a big yellow bonnet. Also, Rouge had on delicate white gloves instead of her favorite black gloves, another thing that Kitty forced her to wear.
"Have some tea, Miss Snugglykins," said Kitty, pretending to give her raggedy doll some tea (Which was actually lemonade.)
"This is stupid," murmured Rouge, twirling one of her white bangs.
"Take that!" shouted Pietro, fighting Kurt nearby with a cardboard sword. Pietro had a blue and white shirt and jeans. He had a red cape which he made out of the dining room curtains.
Kurt teleported a few inches away from Pietro's sword.
Kurt threw his aluminum hat at Pietro. Kurt had on his image inducer. He was wearing an orange shirt and cargo pants.
Pietro dodged the hat easily by using his speed powers.. As he was running, he accidentally knocked into Kitty, causing her to tumble out of her chair.
"Pietro!" shouted Kitty, angrily.
"Sorry," said Pietro quickly twirling his sword with his fingers, trying to show off. However, his fake sword fell and landed right on top of Miss Snugglykins.
"Miss Snugglykins!" cried out Kitty, running towards her doll. But Pietro was quicker. He held Kitty's doll by a strand of hair.
"This is Miss Snugglykins?" he asked, trying not to laugh.
"Yes! Now giver her back!" demanded Kitty.
"Hey Kurt! Look at Kitty's doll!" said Pietro, tossing it to Kurt.
"Give me Miss Snugglykins back NOW!" shouted Kitty, stamping her feet.
"Hmm... Do you veally vant it back?" asked Kurt, curiously.
Kitty nodded, turning a light shade of red.
"Jus geeve her da stupid doll back," sighed Rouge, watching the others and hoping that Kitty wouldn't want to continue the tea party after everything was settled. (Author's Note: I'm sorry, but I'm not good at Rouge or Kurt's accent. I'm horrible at accents.)
"If you vant Miss Snugglykins back, you have to hold my hand for three minutes!" said Kurt, grinning.
"Ew! Like, no way!" frowned Kitty.
"Then say bye-bye to Miss Snugglykins," said Kurt, pulling the doll's head.
"No! Can't you, like, just give me my dollie back? Pwetty please?" asked Kitty, nervously.
"Only if you hold my hand," replied Kurt.
"No!" answered Kitty in disgust.
"Okay then," said Kurt. Before Kitty could object, Kurt ripped Miss Snugglykins's head off.
"NO!!!" cried Kitty, trying to stuff Miss Snugglykins head back into its body.
"Aw, be quiet," said Rogue, handing Kitty a tissue.
"I'm telling the Professor!" shouted Kitty.
"You can't because the Professor just stepped outside," smirked Pietro.
"Hmph!" said Kitty. "Come on, Rouge. Lets get back to our tea party."
Rogue groaned.
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FairyDustCloud: I hope you like this fanfic so far!
Kitty: Poor Miss Snugglykins! Why do boys have to be so mean?
Rouge: This is such a stupid bonnet. *Tugs on her big yellow bonnet.* I don't like tea parties.
FairyDustCloud: I think you'll change your mind later on when Remy joins the tea party.
Rouge: *blush* I don't care if he comes or not.
FairyDustCloud: There will be more Kitty/Pietro, Rouge/Remy, and Jean/Scott scenes in the next chapter. Please read and review! Thanks!
