A/N: Naruto and DGM do not belong to Linderp-sama. This applies to every chapter. That is all. thank you.
The Kyuubi. A monstrous thing.
It was Konoha's worst night ever - and that was saying a lot - as the Kyuubi no Kitsune closed in on the ninja, destroying everything in its path. Its nine tails were swaying about wildly as the creature swatted down a couple more buildings.
Namikaze Minato, the famed and much looked-up to Yondaime Hokage, was feeling a bit desperate. Everyone was counting on him to finish the beast off; after all, he was said to be a genius, one of the greatest ninja in history.
But he, and all the other ninja, had done all they could. But it wasn't enough. The Kyuubi was power absolute, while the humans were like ants compared to the great beast's chakra count.
Though, Minato had one last ace up his sleeve.
And what of it? It was called, the "Haiiro No Shokan" jutsu.
The Yondaime had developed it himself, but had never actually used it. So he didn't actually know whether it would summon a "Gray One". But it should. In theory.
Standing on Gamabunta the toad's head, Namikaze Minato concentrated on performing the hand seals properly.
Kuro, Shiro, Akuma, Tenshi, Gure.
"Watashi wa gure o shokan!"
The Hokage felt a slight disturbance in the air, a ripple. What happened next astounded him.
Before Minato was a glowing being seemingly made out of fragments of light. On the largest shard, there was the kanji for one - ichi. It resembled a stack of crystal petals and took his breath away.
What surprised him the most, however, was when a little dark-skinned girl popping through the portal and almost falling onto him.
"Oh," she sang, "Were you the one who summoned me? I'm Road, by the way! Who are you?"
"H-Hokage Na-m-mi-Namikaze Minato" was what the befuddled man stammered out.
"Okay! So, here's the deal: I do what you summoned here to do, and you'll give me… ten bags of the best candies you've got! I'm guessing that you want me to get rid of the big orange rabbit thing over there? It's pretty cute."
"Y-yes." The poor Hokage croaked.
"Alrighty then. The faster I get this over with, the faster I can get back to playing dressup with my dear Allen-kun!"
Minato stared in confusion as the seemingly harmless young girl then proceeded to leap (maybe it was some form of bloodline ability?) from where she was on Gamabunta's head directly to the Kyuubi's body. For some reason he didn't know, he felt quite sorry for the previously mentioned Allen.
Then the tiny "Road" began beating up the monster that had taken out hundreds of people with ease in every single way that was possible with no weapons. For some reason, the Kyuubi couldn't heal the wounds from her blows.
All that you could see was a her limbs in a blur as she punched, kicked, and slapped the Kyuubi on the snout repeatedly.
In just a few minutes it was reduced to a mere quivering heap, shaking with its head laid down on its front legs.
Road then flew to the creature's chest and stabbed it in the heart with a huge striped candle she had just materialized out of nowhere. Blood splattered the area around them.
Poof! Bye bye, Kyuubi. Its dead corpse vanished.
Later on, after Road had gone back to wherever she had come from (took the shiny portal with her, too) Minato surveyed the damage. About one-third of Konohagakure village had been irreparably broken to bits. Yet, he couldn't help but think that it could have been worse, if not for his summoning of the Gray One, Road.
The giant toad was dispelled, the Hokage landed on the ground gracefully and was surrounded by villagers.
"Lord Fourth!" exclaimed Might Guy. "You defeated the super-youthful Kyuubi with… with… youth!"
"Yes," Kakashi put in mildly, "Your victory over the Nine-Tails will be legendary."
Namikaze Minato realized that they hadn't actually seen him summon "Road." So he decided to let them think that he had defeated the Kyuubi.
It wouldn't hurt his reputation, after all.
"Allen-kun! Now try this one on!"
"We've gone over this a billion times, Road, I don't want to wear the Gothic Lolita dresses that you do."
"Oh, Al~len."
"Don't pull out your candles on me, dammit!"
"Then put this on. Please? Or I'll get Wisely to tell Tyki all of your cheating tips. You know that he can enter minds."
"..."
