September 3rd
Journal, why must certain cretins always grace Hogwarts? That stupid boy, Draco Malfoy is here YET AGAIN! I figured he would have blown himself up or something last summer with all the Death Eater activity we've been hearing about at home. Okay, you caught me. I didn't figure it, I was damn well hoping for it! He's been torturing and teasing Ron, Harry, and Hermoine ever since they came to Hogwarts! I love my brother, you know I do, but I'm really afraid that one of these days his temper is going to get the best of him. And well you know what would happen if that occurred. He'd get expelled! I couldn't live with myself if that happened. With Fred and George gone I'm the last Weasley here to watch after him. Kind ironic I know. The little sister watching after the big brother. Especially the big brother with the really smart and powerful best buddies....
Anyway back to stupid Draco Malfoy. We had all amazingly gotten to school without one encounter with the miserable worm. He even stayed away from Ron for the first few days of school. I was so grateful for that. I don't know how it happened but I thank Merlin that the blasted idiot gave me a few days to get settled back at school. Then the giant dung bomb dropped all over our heads. Literally... that stupid git, Malfoy had been biding his precious stupid time until all four of us were together. He wanted to get all of us his with stupid underhanded trick. Can't figure out why but still.... I had to speak to Hermoine about my Charms homework, so I was walking back to the common room with them. As usually Ron and Harry were tagging along. AND A GIANT DUNGBOMB WENT OFF RIGHT ABOVE ALL OF US!
Every single person in the hallway was covered with dung. Head to disgustingly smelly foot! I swear you could have heard a wand drop to the floor it was so silent. Well, it was silent for about .25 seconds. Then all hell broke loose. Girls screamed in rage at their pretty robes getting dirty, boy's tempers flared and they plotted revenge. Of course no one really knew who to plot against. Yet... Ron was the worst. He both screamed in rage and plotted against every enemy he had every accumulated. And who do you think was at that very limited hate list. OF COURSE, DRACO FRICKIN MALFOY! We all knew he was the one who had done it. The slimy git practically admitted it at dinner. With a selective group of students amazingly pissed at dinner the teachers had to wonder what had been going on. Filch told them of course. I was amazed they hadn't found out before with all the racked and rumors flying about who had done it. Hermoine didn't really seem to care all that much. But boy, Ron and Harry were livid. Ron was a constant shade of purple and Harry kept on stabbing the pumpkin pie on his plate with a steak knife. Kind of scary to watch but the devilish side to me was getting a bit of a kick out of it. You saw Ron lose it all the time but Harry was another matter. I guess I kinda sided with Hermoine on this one. Didn't really give a damn. That is, until I figured out who had done it. Draco Malfoy has been getting things his way since he came to this school and boy; he is going to get what is coming to him this year! Snape has been giving that little boy EVERYTHING he could get away with and I Am So Tired OF IT! While Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were leaving the Great Hall Malfoy got up to meet them. And he said, and I quote "Wasn't that bomb SUCH a beauty. It didn't cost no more that a few sickles too." BASTARD!
Ron, of course, being the levelheaded bloke he is, went straight for Malfoy's throat. Harry wasn't much help either though he stayed out of the fight. Both Ron and Malfoy ended up in the Infirmary. Ron had a broken arm and Malfoy a concussion and busted wrist. THEY BOTH DAMN WELL DESERVED IT! But Ron couldn't control himself so...well.... guess I'll have to forgive him. But that bastard Malfoy! He admitted to setting off that damn bomb! He's trying his damnedest to get Ron expelled! I will not stand for it! I wont! Mum would kill me if she knew how close Ron keeps on coming to getting his lily-white arse expelled.
Was kinda funny watching Crabe and Goyle trying to help Malfoy though. Kept of getting a hand or foot in the kisser or stomach......harharhar.
Journal, why must certain cretins always grace Hogwarts? That stupid boy, Draco Malfoy is here YET AGAIN! I figured he would have blown himself up or something last summer with all the Death Eater activity we've been hearing about at home. Okay, you caught me. I didn't figure it, I was damn well hoping for it! He's been torturing and teasing Ron, Harry, and Hermoine ever since they came to Hogwarts! I love my brother, you know I do, but I'm really afraid that one of these days his temper is going to get the best of him. And well you know what would happen if that occurred. He'd get expelled! I couldn't live with myself if that happened. With Fred and George gone I'm the last Weasley here to watch after him. Kind ironic I know. The little sister watching after the big brother. Especially the big brother with the really smart and powerful best buddies....
Anyway back to stupid Draco Malfoy. We had all amazingly gotten to school without one encounter with the miserable worm. He even stayed away from Ron for the first few days of school. I was so grateful for that. I don't know how it happened but I thank Merlin that the blasted idiot gave me a few days to get settled back at school. Then the giant dung bomb dropped all over our heads. Literally... that stupid git, Malfoy had been biding his precious stupid time until all four of us were together. He wanted to get all of us his with stupid underhanded trick. Can't figure out why but still.... I had to speak to Hermoine about my Charms homework, so I was walking back to the common room with them. As usually Ron and Harry were tagging along. AND A GIANT DUNGBOMB WENT OFF RIGHT ABOVE ALL OF US!
Every single person in the hallway was covered with dung. Head to disgustingly smelly foot! I swear you could have heard a wand drop to the floor it was so silent. Well, it was silent for about .25 seconds. Then all hell broke loose. Girls screamed in rage at their pretty robes getting dirty, boy's tempers flared and they plotted revenge. Of course no one really knew who to plot against. Yet... Ron was the worst. He both screamed in rage and plotted against every enemy he had every accumulated. And who do you think was at that very limited hate list. OF COURSE, DRACO FRICKIN MALFOY! We all knew he was the one who had done it. The slimy git practically admitted it at dinner. With a selective group of students amazingly pissed at dinner the teachers had to wonder what had been going on. Filch told them of course. I was amazed they hadn't found out before with all the racked and rumors flying about who had done it. Hermoine didn't really seem to care all that much. But boy, Ron and Harry were livid. Ron was a constant shade of purple and Harry kept on stabbing the pumpkin pie on his plate with a steak knife. Kind of scary to watch but the devilish side to me was getting a bit of a kick out of it. You saw Ron lose it all the time but Harry was another matter. I guess I kinda sided with Hermoine on this one. Didn't really give a damn. That is, until I figured out who had done it. Draco Malfoy has been getting things his way since he came to this school and boy; he is going to get what is coming to him this year! Snape has been giving that little boy EVERYTHING he could get away with and I Am So Tired OF IT! While Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were leaving the Great Hall Malfoy got up to meet them. And he said, and I quote "Wasn't that bomb SUCH a beauty. It didn't cost no more that a few sickles too." BASTARD!
Ron, of course, being the levelheaded bloke he is, went straight for Malfoy's throat. Harry wasn't much help either though he stayed out of the fight. Both Ron and Malfoy ended up in the Infirmary. Ron had a broken arm and Malfoy a concussion and busted wrist. THEY BOTH DAMN WELL DESERVED IT! But Ron couldn't control himself so...well.... guess I'll have to forgive him. But that bastard Malfoy! He admitted to setting off that damn bomb! He's trying his damnedest to get Ron expelled! I will not stand for it! I wont! Mum would kill me if she knew how close Ron keeps on coming to getting his lily-white arse expelled.
Was kinda funny watching Crabe and Goyle trying to help Malfoy though. Kept of getting a hand or foot in the kisser or stomach......harharhar.
