/ So I watched glee when the girls preformed 'Cell Block Tango' and became obsessed. Then I thought that I might twist it up a little and make it between my favourite ship 'Klaine' and this is what happened. Please Review! :D
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Kurt & Blaine: The Cell Block Tango.
Blaine
I came home from work, this one day, and I'm really irritated, looking for a little sympathy, to find my husband Kurt, lying on the couch, watching tv and of course, chewing gum. Apparently it was to help him with his addiction to caffeine. Anyway, I walk inside and up to him to say hello. I kneel beside him and go to kiss him, but he leans back and no, not chews the gum, put pops it. It made a loud 'pop' sound. He chuckled and went back to chewing on it. I got really, really irritated. I know it's only a little habit. But he does it all the freaking time. It really pisses me off. Especially when I go to kiss him. As usual, I just let it go and walk out into the kitchen, to go get my beer Kurt has prepared for me and walk back into the lounge, to go sit down, relax and watch some television. It was all great, until Kurt started popping his stupid gum again. So I asked him, in a kind and friendly matter, "Kurt, would you mind to not pop your gum?". He nodded and kept chewing on the well used gum. I thought that might of been the end of it, but no. He started again. This time, however, I got pissed off. "You pop that gum one more time!" I shouted at him, and you will never guess what happened. He popped his gum. So I stormed out of my seat and ran down to the basement. I opened the door and took the shotgun off the wall. I ran back upstairs to where Kurt was laying, and fired two warning shots. Into his head.
Kurt
I met Blaine Anderson from Salt Lake City about 2 years ago. He was sweet, kind loving and was gay. He told me he was single and we hitted off right away. He was my Mr Perfect. We dated for several years. We found out each others interests and what not, and called each other every night. Even after a date. Then we started living together. He went to work while I stayed home, cleaning and doing whatever I pleased. He would come home, have six on the drink then we'd have dinner. It went on like that for a couple of more years. I actually was surprised he hadn't asked me to marry him yet. But then, I wasn't. Because I found out something. Single he told me. Single my butt! Not only was he married, oh no, He had 6 wives. He was a cheater. So that day, I started plaining my revenge. That night, he found out that payback is a bitch. So he came home that night, and I fixed him his drink, as usual. You know some people just can't hold there arsenic.
Blaine
So one night, Kurt was out, so I deiced to make tea for both of us. Roast chicken was the only thing that came to mind. So I started cooking it and waited for him to come home. It wasn't until the chicken was cooked, he came home. I didn't see him, but I herd the front door slammed shut. I was standing there, cutting up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business. In storms my husband Kurt in a jealous rage. I turned around to see what the hell was his matter, my knife still in hand. "You've been screwing the milk man!" He says. He crazy, and he kept on screaming "You've been doing the milk man!" And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
