critiques and grammar correction appreciated.

none of the characters are mine, all belong to J.K. Rowling.


"Dad, I'm pregnant," Rose said with happy smile on her face.

Ron however, was on the edge of having heart-attack. "YOU... WHAT?"

"I said I'm pregnant."

"BY WHO?" He exploded.

Rose rolled her eyes. "Scorpius of course," she said in 'what else?' kind of tone.

"HOW DARE HIM!" Couldn't hold his anger anymore, he stomped out the room with wand on his hand, ready to give nasty curses to the unfortunate Malfoy.

"FOR MERLIN'S BEARD DAD! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?" Desperately Rose grabbed her Dad's arm.

Ron looked at his daughter, his face was red to his ears with anger. "OF COURSE TO BEAT THAT FERRET TO PULP!"

"HE'S MY HUSBAND DAD! YOU CAN'T RUN AROUND AND CURSE HIM! AND IN CASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, WE'VE HAD TWO KIDS ALREADY!"