I sadly do not own any of the characters.
This was inspired by a friend of mines unwarranted attack on an unsuspecting member of the public when cosplaying Reno at a con. I'm sure they'd be disgusted to learn I turned that incident into this
After all they like Rude x Reno much better.
I hope you enjoy it, please don't read it just for the sake of then flaming it, that's really pretty pathetic even by my standards.
I staggered slightly, the cool night air doing little to alleviate my drunkenness, great fuckin idea Rude, now I'm drunk AND freezing my balls off. I stared at the bottle in my hand, okay so maybe I wasn't trying that hard to sober up. Then again why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to be sober for a ShinRa knees up.
Everyone acting like they're such great friends when its obvious they'd never normally even talk outside of work and only talk IN work to bitch about each other. It would be bad enough if I was on duty but I ain't. that's Tseng and Elena's gig, apparently I'm more of a 'people person'. I peered round the doors, glaring at Rufus across the room, he knew I hated these things.
I took another swig form the bottle, cursing under my breath, I'd had a shit evening listening to affected laughs and false praise and tomorrow I was gonna be due a bollocking form Tseng for getting shit faced.. I sighed, I didn't even have anyone to go home with. At least it was all winding down now.
Shivering slightly I stamped my feet in a vain effort to warm up, it was even beginning to snow. Why the fuck was I stood outside an upmarket club in the snowy dark freezing my ass off? Rude of course, he's too damn good at these things though you'd never guess it. I mean sure he's quiet but he's not shy, he just does that circulating thing and nods politely at people n' he goes down a storm. My dirty joke ice breakers never seem to have the same effect.
So Rude had guided me out here, telling me too cool down, too fucking right in this weather. A lot of people had left now anyway, filing past me to their cars, occasionally doing me the honour of sending a glare my way. I was so pissed off with Rude, planning to give baldy an earful on the way home.
A hand fastened on my arm from behind, without even thinking I flicked my EMR up on its strap and into my hand, spinning I aimed for the face, and connected. Now that surprised me. I'd expected it to be Rude, I just wanted to piss him off, I expected he'd parry the blow. Instead I'd spread someone's nose across their face. I stumbled backwards, this was bad, real bad. Smacking one of Rufus's guests in the face probably wasn't gonna improve my already tedious position. I swallowed hard.
I spun, nearly falling as someone grabbed my elbow and dragged me towards a waiting car, at least I had the presence of mind not to smack this person. I realised just how good it was I hadn't hit them when I twisted my neck slightly and caught sight of white fabric, there's only one guy round here dares wear white, only one man can carry it off.
Next thing I know I'm sprawling on leather upholstery in the back of some car that's about the size of my fuckin' apartment. I've lost my beer somewhere but it don't really seem important anymore, I can hear the President talking to someone and I force my fogged mind to listen.
"I have no further need of your services tonight thank you Tseng" he paused as the leader of the Turks spoke before a slight smile quirked his lips. "I'm aware he isn't perhaps at his best but as I think he just proved with a viscous unprovoked attack on Mr Kiro he's quite capable of performing his duties. Good night".
I moaned, this had to be bad, really bad. I'd smacked a leading investor in the face and now Rufus was dragging me off, on my own, in the middle of the night. I'll never be seen again! I pushed myself upright, the seriousness of my situation already destroying my buzz. "Look Sir, I'm sorry bout that, I thought it was Rude an'..." I was stopped short by strong pale fingers gripping my chin,
"Shut up Reno."
I quietened down, this was really fuckin' weird, but somthin' was eating at me. Sure the boss was pissed off but there had been something other than menace in his voice. That still didn't answer where the hell he was taking me though. I swallowed nervously and he let my chin go, fingers lingering against my skin for just a split second too long and I suddenly realised what I'd heard in his voice. Lust.
Now lust I understand, lust I know all to well. I smirked slightly, could'nt stop myself. He glared at me turning away and answering in his usual cold and slightly bored tone, "you can take that stupid look off your face too". I couldn't stop grinning after that. So I'd got under his skin at last. Me an Rude had been talking about him just the other day, well I say talking, I was talking an he was trying to ignore me and occasionally nodding in an attempt to shut me up. Which way did he really swing? I think I knew the answer.
I ran a hand through my hair, still smirking away to myself when I felt those cool fingers on my chin again, forcing me to face him. "I thought I told you to stop grinning" he said coldly "I guess I have to wipe that smirk away myself". Next thing I knew he was crushing our mouths together, nipping at my lips in an effort to make me open up, he really didn't need to try, he had an open invitation.
His mouth was hard, hot and demanding, just the way I like it and I gladly responded, sucking on his tongue as he scoured my mouth. He broke away first, seeming totally unmoved. "You taste of cheap beer and even cheaper cigarettes." His voice was matter of fact and I didn't really know how to respond to that until he grabbed me by the tail of my hair and forced our mouths back together. Now this was territory I knew.
