Random Shit
Katniss ate a squirrel.
Gale died from frog disease.
Peeta died when he found out that bread was made of wheat.
I damn my keyboard and the letters.
Haymitch and Effie Trinket got married and the called their kids Haytrin and Ketmitch.
Gale was miraculously saved from frog disease by a dog.
Katniss dumped Peeta for Gale and they had two kids called Hunger and Games.
The 'n' key on my computer is fucked up.
President Snow got treated for gum disease but he was allergic to the treatment and he lost all his gums but his teeth remained.
Prim married a girl called Rose and they raise baby goats together.
Bella Swan was executed for being a whimp and being emotionally and mentally unstable when she found out vampires weren't real.
Katniss then cheated on Gale with Cinna's ghost because she wants spiritual dresses (the fuck) so really she wants to walk around naked.
Fame screws with people's heads.
Buttercup had sex with Prim's goat and created a new species called gats.
This is completely random and off topic: my friends are weirdos (me included)
Voldemort didn't die, he was sent to Panem where he is now competing in the 146th Thirst Games.
Katniss cheated on Cinna's ghost with Octavius and everyone realised she's bi-sexual.
Harry Potter died and decided to haunt Katniss Everdeen for adultery.
Basically, shit happened. The End.
