Chapter:1
Disclaimer : Duh! One piece doesn't belong to me.
A long long long long...(OK you get it) time ago, in the island of Maoi there could be seen statues talking among themselves...
I am bored.
I'm bored as well.
There are three families in a village fighting for supremacy. All the family heads assembled in a meeting room to come to a decision.
Luffy Jou, Head of Gomu family, was smoking a cuban cigar while leaning back on his chair with his feet on the table in front of him when suddenly he started coughing violently.
"Why the hell am I smoking? " (cough cough)
"We all know why we assembled here" all heads turn to Sanjiou, Head of Blackleg family."It's obvious it should all belong to me, after all I am the leader"
"What the..?I am the leader" Luffy shouted jumping up from his position.
"Lets decide this with a rock paper scissors"
"I'm in"
"What are we waiting for? Lets fight" said Zorojin, Head of Blacksmith family. While drawing his sword out.
"Why the hell are you speaking?"said the other two.
At the Blackleg mansion, "Kill Luffy" Sanji ordered.
"Leave it to me" Ussopin (sniper assassin of the Blackleg family.) said.
A gun shot reverberated through the air.
Ussopin's body fell to the ground.
At Gomu mansion, "Kill Zoro" Luffy barked.
"hahahaha..." Chopperin (prodigy at making poisons, assassin of Gomu family) said.
haaah...!
Chopperins' body was brown to smithereens.
At Gomu mansion,"Finish Sanji" Luffy said (insert maniacal laughter)
"Yi ya" Namizou (a mad scientist , assassin of Gomu family) said.
Namizou kissed Sanji.
Sanji dropped dead.
She went to the treasury, upon seeing money stacked against the walls, seemingly reaching to the sky, She had a heart attack shouting "Mine! All mine" with yen symbol in her eyes. She died clutching a stack of bills to her chest.
At Blacksmith mansion, "Kill Luffy" Zoro shouted for the umpteenth time, losing his patience.
"I refuse" Robin (number one in killing with silence,elite assassin of Blacksmith family.) said.
Zoro's body fell to the ground
Thud. Robin fell to the ground with no reason
"HAHAHAHAHAHA. all the meat belongs to me! The one and only me. HAHAHAHAHA... " Luffy screamed in joy.
At the graveyard, in front of all graves with flowers on them was Luffy. "I never knew that meat could taste so bad. I want all my friends back (sob sob). If it is a dream please let me wake up" he said in between sobs, eating meat with runny nose
At Maoi,
"Oh wait. This is a dream"
"You stupid...! Wake up! " a number of voices shouted at once.
