My Stupid Life ... With My New Wife.

A Sasu-Hina Story.

Summary : When two people ... exactly opposites ... are forced into marriage, what would happen ? Of course ... C.O.M.P.L.I.C.A.T.I.O.N.S.

Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto , unfortunately. But some day ... I WILL... NOT ... Hmph :P

Author's note : Speaking – "Blah"

Thinking – 'Blah'

Chapter 1

The Deal

With the Hyugas

"Ohayo Otou-san." A meek girl with midnight blue hair stepped into her father's study with a thoughtful look on her face .

"Oh it's you Hinata. Come sit." The girl's father motioned towards the leather chair in front of him.

"Hai."

"So are you okay?" asked the father of the girl named Hinata.

"H-hai Otou-san."

"I hope you lock the door of your apartment every night."

"Eh?"A sweat drop could be seen on Hinata's head.

"Safety reasons."

"Oh I see."

"So what were you saying earlier?"

"Oh I totally forgot ab-about that. Otou-san... as you know that Sakura's and Gaara-kun's w-wedding is in the next month... I just came by to i-inform you that me and Neji-niisan are invited and have p-planned on going."

"Neji is also invited?" The stoic male asked in deep thought.

"Hai"

"Who will run the company if you and Neji are gone?"

Sweat drop. Yet again.

"Otou-san... You've still not retired." Said Hinata with a pinch of amusement in her voice.

"Oh..." An awkward silence passed before Hiashi continued, " I forgot."

"NANI?" Ohkay... she was not supposed react on that... but how could someone FORGET that they have not retired ?

"Heh heh..."

"I don't think it's funny Otou-san. Please take a break from work."

"Hinata please don't tell me what to do and what not to do. Anyway, I think you have to pack before you leave... don't you?"

"Hai Otou-san. I'll take my leave."

"And one more thing..."

Hinata turned around and saw a package sort of thingy in her father's hands.

"Here. Take it."

"What is this?"

"Just take it."

"But Otou-san –"

"Give it to Neji. He'll know what to do. Now scoot."

Hinata kept on staring at the package in her hands.

"SCOOT!" Hiashi screamed/whispered.

And with that Hinata made a bee line towards the door.

"Now let's give a call to Fugaku." Said Hiashi to himself as he proceeded towards the phone.


'I'll go and say good bye to Hanabi and Mum.' Thought Hinata as she went upstairs.

"Hanabi?"

"..."

"Hanabi? Where are you?"

"I'm here nee-chan!"

"Where ?"

"Under the bed."

Hinata bent down and saw Hanabi searching for something.

"What are you up to Hanabi ?"

"Nee-chan gimme a minute !"

"Fine."

"Ahaa~ found it !"

"Hmmm?"

"Nee-chan... Meet Mimiko."

The girl, Hanabi , showed off a tiny hampster in her hands.

"Awww ! Isn't it the most adorable creature ?"

"Of course it is nee-chan ! So when are you leaving ?" Asked Hanabi while placing Mimiko inside its cage.

"6 in the evening. Anyway, I came to say good bye. I still have a lot of packing left."

"Wow... my daughters look so cute together !" Mrs. Hyuga came inside Hanabi's room.

"Moooom! Not the 'cute' thing again." Replied Hanabi while pouting.

"Ne Hanabi ... does that mean you don't like me ?" Asked Hinata forgetting all her shyness.

"Hey ! It's not like that !" Said Hanabi as she hugged her sister and mother.

" Of course not." Said Mrs. Hyuga while ruffling Hanabi's and Hinata's hair.

"Well, Kaa-san I c-came to say g-goodbye." Said Hinata still in her Mum's arms.

"Oh right !. Please do give my blessings to Gaara and Sakura. Good bye one more thing , call me when you reach the airport."

"H-hai Kaa-san. B-bye Hanabi."Said Hinata turning towards her sister.

"Bye nee-chan. Be safe."

'Safety... AGAIN?' Thought Hinata as she wondered why everyone was concerned about her safety.

"I will be. Ja ne!" Replied Hinata while walking towards the door.

"Sayonara!" Hanabi called after her.


With the Uchihas

"ITACHI~!" A boy with blackish-blue hair screamed and pounced over his elder brother.

"WHAT?" The big bro replied after kicking the younger brother in the stomach.

"STOP CHEATING YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!"The younger one punched the elder one.

"OYI! DON'T YOU CALL ME NAMES BAKA!"The elder said while pointing his index finger towards his brother.

"OH REALLY ? I WILL CALL YOU NAMES YOU BLOODY FUCKIN' WEASEL!" The younger one showed the other one his glorious middle finger.

'1...2...3...' The father was counting in his head before he heard his significant other scream at the top of her lungs.

"WILL BOTH OF YOU STOP FIGHTING LIKE CATS AND DOGS? ITACHI , YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN DISCIPLINE IN THE HOUSE BEING THE ELDER BROTHER ... BUT ALL YOU'RE DOING IS ABUSING SASUKE WHICH MAKES HIM REACT EVEN MORE !"

"But mum-" Itachi squeaked before Mikoto started her lecture again.

"OH DON'T YOU 'BUT' ME , UNDERSTOOD ?" Seeing his mother's outburst Sasuke couldn't control his urge to grin and started chuckling.

"AND YOU, UCHIHA SASUKE. FROM WHERE DID YOU LEARN THESE DISRESPECTFUL WORDS ?"

'Disrespectful ?' Thought Sasuke.

"Mum Naru-"

"OH DON'T DRAG INNOCENT NARUTO INTO THIS! Accept your mistakes. U.N.D.E.R.S.T.O.O.D ?"

"Yes mother." Both the Uchiha brothers replied in unison.

They both could feel their father smirking at them.

"Okay then. Fugaku, Itachi and Sasuke I'm going for a wine tasting session with , Mrs. Hyuga and . I want you three to behave when they come here to pick me up." Commanded Mikoto while going upstairs to check her make-up one last time.

"That-"Itachi was cut off by Sasuke.

"Was-"Sasuke was cut off by Fugaku.

"Funny. " Fugaku said... smirking.

Both the boys glared at their father.

"Anyway Sasuke and Itachi, I suppose you both have a wedding as well as a vacation to attend?"

"Hai Otou-san." Replied Itachi coming back to his professional self.

"Well the-"

!

"Sasuke go get the door." Ordered Itachi.

"N.O."

"Yes."

"Oh shutup weasel."

'My life sucks.' Thought Fugaku trailing towards the door.

He opened the door and saw the three Ladies mentioned earlier.

"Oh good morning Uzumaki-san, Hyuga-san and Nara-san. Please do come in."

"Good morning Uchiha-san ." All three said in unision. They stepped inside and settled themselves on the plush sofas.


As the elders erupted themselves in a heated discussion about the differences between their generation and the younger generation, Sasuke was busy calling Naruto.

"Oyi userotonkashi , when are you and the others arriving at the airport ?"

"Hey teme ! Long time no see huh ?"

"Just answer the damn question."

"Stop being so snobby teme ! No wonder why people call you arrogant."

"Are you answering me or should I tell Sakura about what you did with her lingerie? Hmm... I think I should tell Gaara about it."

"Uh-uhm I-it's six i-in the e-evening."

Sasuke hung up and made a dash towards Itachi's old room.

"Oyi Ita- WHAT THE FISH ARE YOU DOIN' WITH MY UNDER WEAR ?"

"Huh .. oh hi Sasuke."

"Itachi... I A.S.K.E.D Y.O.U W.H.A.T T.H.E H.E.L.L A.R.E Y.O.U D.O.I.N.G ?"

"Oh this ?" Itachi asked Sasuke while pointing towards his black boxers. Sasuke waited for him to continue.

"I needed a pair of boxers ya know."

Sweat drop.

"Why couldn't you bring an extra pair with yourself?"

"Oh Sasuke! You don't want your brother to go to all the way to the U.S to get just a pair of boxers, do you?"

"Kill me."


"Hallo ?" Said the head of the Uchihas while balancing his phone in one hand and stuffing his mouth with Onigiri (Rice Balls) with the other.

"It's me, Hiashi."

"Oh wassup Hiashi ?"

"Fugaku, aren't you a bit OLD to do this 'wassup' stuff ?"

"You are just jealous that I'm more modern than you."

"I just called to ask you whether the deal is final or not."

"Oh it is on."

"So did you tell Sasuke ?"

"Did you tell Hinata?"

"Answer my question first."

"No I did not tell him."

"Same here."

"When are we going to tell them then?"

"I think we should first let them enjoy their vacation..."

"And in the mean time, we could explain this deal to the ladies..."

"And then finally the day the deal is finalized, the Hyuga and the Uchiha companies will merge."

"No. The Uchiha and the Hyuga companies."

"What difference does it make if I put Hyuga in front of Uchiha ?"

"Oh it makes a big difference."

"You've still not changed. The same old Fugaku I know since what ... birth?"

"I don't know."

"Anyway... bye."

"Buh-bye."

"Stupid."

"What did you call me?"

"S T U P I D."

"Bastard."

"Thank you."

"Your- Oyi Hyuga ? Hyuga ? You there ?"

'So the bastard hung up on me.'


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