Hi!! Well this is my first Twilight fan fiction ever. I loved the chat rooms of SiriusEdward39, so I decided to make one of my own. Hope you like it and lol. It's really dumb, but that's what makes it funny!!

Wheelman15: Billy

Dangermagnet: Bella

Chief86: Charlie

Hotmechanic22: Jacob

Bulkyman: Emmett

Feelinguy: Jasper

Badmood: Rosalie

Wheelman15 has entered the chat room

Dangermagnet has entered the chat room

Chief86 has entered the chat room

Hotmechanic22 has entered the chat room

Chief86: hey Billy! How are U? Got a new computer?

Wheelman15: Hi Charlie! I'm good. No, Jacob made it.

Dangermagnet: Like always, making stuff.

Hotmechanic22: Well, you know me.

Wheelman15: AAAA!!

Hotmechanic22: What's wrong dad?

Wheelman15: I fell off my chair!

Dangermagnet: hahahaha!!

Chief86: Bella! Don't laugh. Are U ok Billy?

Wheelman15: No! My chair fell on top of me!

Dandermagnet: Hahaha!

Hotmechanic22: Hahaha!

Chief86: Jacob! Go help you father.

Hotmechanic22: Ugh, ok!

Hotmechanic22 has left the chat room.

Wheelman15: I'm with my dad. I'm using his chat room. He's in a very funny position right now.

Bulkyman has entered the chat room.

Badmood has entered the chat room.

Bulkyman: Hey Bella, Charlie! Dome anything funny lately?

Badmood: Hi Bella.

Dangermagnet: Hi! No, but Billy has. He fell from his wheelchair. Hahaha

Chief86: It's not funny Bella!

Bulkyman: Hahaha. I think it is!

Wheelman15: Great! Bloodsuckers in the chat room!

Dangermagnet: Oh, just shut up Jacob! Where's Edward?

Badmood: thought you'd ask.

Feelinguy has entered the chartroom

Feelinguy: Hey who's wheelman15?

Dangermagnet: it's Billy's pen name, but the one talking is Jacob.

Feelinguy: Hey Jacob! Stop hating, I can't take it. It's bad for you and for ME!

Dangermagnet: Where's Edward Emmett?

Bulkyman: He's hunting.

Wheelman15: I…can't…get…him…on…the…chair again!

Badmood: how did he fit before?

Dangermagnet: I miss Edward.

Feelinguy: Too much love Bella!

Chief86: Why can't he get on the chair?

Dangermagnet: Well, what do you want from me? I love him. A lot!

Wheelman15: His hips are too big! He won't fit!

Bulkyman: Has hips don't fit! Hahaha

Badmood: Hahaha

Wheelman15: Don't laugh bloodsuckers! I think he'll ned plastic surgery. They're too big!

Dangermagnet: When's Edward coming back Jasper?

Feelinguy: I don't know, tomorrow I guess.

Chief86: BELLA! We're having a crisis here and you're worried about Edward!?

Dangernagnet: What crisis? My only crisis is that Edward isn't here.

Bulkyman: Billy might need plastic hip surgery! Cause their to big and won't fit in his chair again! Hahaha!

Wheelman15: I hate bloodsuckers! All they dois laugh when someone is in big trouble like needing a surgery!

Feelinguy: Relax Jacob… breath…in…out…in…out… besides it's not a surgery It's a plastic surgery.

Bulkyman and Dangermagnet: HAHAHAHAA!!

Wheelman15: Don't tell me to relax! Even if I feel relaxed I know I'm not relaxed because I know that you're using your powers to make me feel relaxed so I'm not going to relax because I know that I'm not really relaxed!

Everyone: huh?

Bulkyman: it's just a plastic surgery! Hahaha

Dangermagnet: hahaha

Badmood: Shut up, Emmett!

Bulkyman: Why? This is so funny!

Dangermagnet: YEAH!

Chief86: Bella! Rosalie is right, have some respect here.

Dangermagnet: Well his hips aren't respecting his chair size!

Bulkyman: hahaha!

Wheelman15: that's it! I'm taking my dad to the ER. He won't fit in his chair so I'll have to carry him… some help Charlie?

Bulkyman: Why to the ER? It's just a PLASTIC SURGERY! Hahaha!!

Badmood: Emmett shut up! Go help Jacob.

Wheelman15: I don't want help from bloodsuckers! I'll do it myself.

Wheelman15 has left the chat room.

Feelinguy: wow! He was really angry maybe I should go calm him down.

Feelinguy has left the chat room.

Chief86: I'm really mad at you Bella. I'll see you at home.

Chief86 has left the chat room.

Bulkyman: PLASTIC SURGERY!! HAHAHA!

Dangermagnet: HAHAHA!!

Badmood: morons

Badmood has left the chat room.

Bulkyman: I'll go… I need to see the PLASTIC surgery for myself.

Dangermagnet: can you take with you? I need to too.

Bulkyman: okey.

Dangermagnet and Bulkyman have left the chat room.

Ok well, hope you liked it. A friend and I did this chat room at school. We were laughing the whole time, this was all her idea I just helped. Please review! P.S: hotmechanic doesn't mean that is hot, Jacob is eww!!, it just means that his temperature is always high so he is hot. D