25th September

Shota? She called me a Shota? How dare she? I'm not a little boy any longer. I'm 14 years old, practically a man already! 4 more years and I can vote, drive, have sex, drink and smoke legally. Me, a Shota? I threw her a glare I usually only reserved for the most idiotic people; mostly Kaito received this death glare. Because he's an idiot. I'm sure that's what he was made for.

But anyway, back to Miku calling me a Shota. It all started after Master had me sing this ridiculous song. Then again, it probably began at my conception. A 13 to 14 year old boy in a school uniform and with a girly, pubescent voice? My angelic looks cursed me from the beginning. Some days, like today, I wish I was never created. Who was the sick pervert that made me like this? Seriously, if I ever met him, I'd... Do something to him.

Back to the song. Once it was finalised and released on the World Wide Web, namely video sites like Nico Nico and Youtube, a part of me died inside. Why doesn't my Master buy my Append? He has Miku's. I just want to learn how to sound manly, like Kaito (Mr Idiot) and Gakupo. Also, the outfit looks cool; better than my bet up school uniform.

"I am NOT Shota," I retorted at the green-haired girl. She started to laugh, as if I was over-reacting or something.

"Pfft... Hear that Rin?" Miku scoffed, elbowing my twin softly in the ribs. "Len isn't a Shota." She doubled up with laughter, Rin doing the same. My face went red. Not from embarrassment I should point out. No, I was enraged.

"I'm not!" I snarled, my voice broke and squeaked. Damn puberty.

"Sure, and I don't love oranges," Rin squealed with mirth, rolling on the floor and clutching her sides. I gave up on them and left the room. I was better than them anyway, they were just jealous.

I walked into my room and noticed that my computer was on. Sighing, I peered at it. Sure enough my Master had a new song for me to sing. I quickly scanned the lyrics, fury boiling up inside me with every line.

"I am NOT singing this!" I yelled at him in disgust. Master's face fell slightly.

"It's just a simple song, Len-kun," he replied, trying to soothe my rage. "It's for the fangirls."

Oh boy, do not get me started on the fangirls. Then again, fanboys are way creepier – if that's even possible. I went quiet, eyeing the offending lyrics.

"'Kiss me Kaito'? I refuse to sing that," I complained to Master. I folded my arms to show I was cross and that he couldn't convince me otherwise.

"It's not like you really will kiss him. He's not even in the song," Master insisted.

"But I'm a man. Kaito is a man. Men do not kiss each other. Have me kiss a woman, that would be much better," I continued to complain. His face brightened up.

"That reminds me... I have this other song I want you to sing with Rin..."

"No way!" I interrupted. See, this is the kind of pervert my Master is. He exploits me and then abuses me. I have had enough of this treatment and plan to run away if this continues. "I meant a REAL woman!"

Somewhere in the house, Rin's ears twitch and she thinks to herself, 'I gotta kill Len for some reason...'

"Len. You are singing this song and that's final. If you don't, I won't give you anymore bananas," Master said in a voice that I knew meant that what he said was final and there was no more arguing allowed.

I 'hmpfed', but still sung the song anyway. At first I tried to purposely not sing it in the right pitch, but Master saw right through it and ordered me to work for him properly. After the song was sung he quickly went off to download it onto his sites, letting me go free.

I decided to stay in my room to avoid the torment the others would give me once they saw my newest song. I crawled into bed and closed my eyes. Before I fell asleep I remembered this diary and started to write. So, to the people reading this, this is a journal. A story of my life. My life of a growing Shota.


Hi and thank you for reading this story. I plan to try to update daily with it, if people like it. Don't be afraid to leave me some ideas for Len to write about. Be it girls, school, work, play etc. Also, at the end of each chapter, Len will answer your questions. So leave a review or pm me your questions and the best five shall be answered by Len at the end of next chapter! Here are some examples of what I am talking about:

B eth asks: What kind of person would you want to be?
Len replies: Someone brave and manly! I want to be strong and have big muscles and be good at sports and... and... and... rich too.

Markiel asks: Do you play any sports? And if you do, which ones?
Len replies: I like to play soccer or baseball. Sometimes, we all get together and play soccer together, but not Kaito because he is an IDIOT.

RiSaHa asks: What kind of person would you fall in love with?
Len replies: 'Fall in love'? That's silly. I'm far too young and innocent to even consider having a girlfriend! (Ed: So he says.)

Cherry7 asks: Who would you want to marry: Kaito or Rin?
Len replies: Dude, Rin is my twin! As for Kaito, didn't you read that I said he was an idiot? With capital letters.