Host Club on Rocky Waters
After sipping "commoners" coffee and having to talk to DELIERIOS girls for a totally wasted hour of my life, we all sat down for one of Tamaki-sempai's "meetings"(lectures). "Haruhi!" Tamaki exclaimed, much to loud considering I was right next to him. "You really should get to know the girls of this school more. Maybe it would bring out your feminine side!" Then his eyes glazed over and he started staring of into space. I snapped my fingers in front of his face. "Don't you dare start imagining me in one of those yellow prairie dresses you call a school uniform!" I yelled at him. He started to sulk in his freaky dark corner. "Oh, and no way in hell am I hanging around those frivolous girls anymore than I already do." His corner seemed to darken a shade when he heard I wouldn't go through with his ridiculous fantasy. "Ooh" the twins chorused "Double Haruhi Blunt attack!" "His depression is darker than usual, maybe hes gotten even more melodramatic," Karou added. Tamaki-sempai jumped up "I am not melodramatic! How dare you talk about me like that in front of my impressionable daughter! Haruhi! Don't listen to them! Daddy's just sensitive! I can still be strong and protect you!" I tuned them out and turned to Kyoya as the twins dragged him out of the room. "By the way, why are the girls here so stupid? I mean you dress me up as a girl every other cosplay, how haven't they figured it out yet?"
"Assuming that you are talking about the girls who come to the Host Club. Don't tell anyone it will ruin are reputation but some times as you know the twins are quite clumsy and with big sleeved camions and all. So once they were trying to make that commoners coffee of yours and a bit of their eye drops that make them cry fell in. The girls loved its taste so much we started putting a little harmless amount in the sugar, but it does make them act a "little" more frivols than before."
3rd P.O.V.
"Since you won't spend time with young ladies your age, as your father, I've decided you need to hang out with us more. Infact, I've planned a trip for the Club! We shall be going white water rafting this weekend in!" "Hey!" the twins chimed in, "We've got a vacation house down there, why don't we spend a night there before we head out!" They smiled evilly. "I don't think that's the best idea…" Haruhi said nervously. "I think it will be fun!" Honey said. "Well I guess I'll ask my dad…" Haruhi mumbled. "I just texted him and he said to have fun." Kyoya said, "He's already packed a bag for you so we can just drive by and pick it up." "Oh great…" Haruhi said. "So lets GO!" yelled Tamaki already out the door.
Authors Note
This is a story my friend and me came up with on boat! Please R&R! I LOVE REVIEWERS! If you review, I will add to the story sooner. And, if you can guess what the Wing Dings at the end of the chapter says (drum roll please) I will mention you in the next Chapter A.N.! Here's some info: It's in Wing Dings 2! It has too do with the Host Club!
P.S. If your computer does not have the same Wing Dings as me THAT'S NOT MY FAULT! SO GET OVER IT! And I say that with love and affection.
Yours truly,
Shi-Chan and guest Ani-chan (who's reading this over my shoulder and telling me my car is a boat (yes she's insane).)
