It was Light's birthday, and L had randomly come back from the dead for no reason and decided to throw a party at the task force HQ. He had invited a ton of random people. Unfortunately, someone had spiked the punch and everyone got really drunk.
"Light, can I have a thousand bananas?" asked Ryuk. Yes, even Ryuk got drunk off of the punch because it was apple flavored.
"Shut up! It's my birthday so bananas don't exist!"
"Light kun, can I have a pony for my next birthday?" asked L.
"No! Only dogs can ride ponies!"
"Oh Light, you're so sexy when you fail at life." said Near who had gotten exreemly horny because of how drunk he was.
"Of course I am! I'm a ballerina after all." Near quietly dragged him off to a separate room. Meanwhile, Mello was at the unlimited candy table trying to figure out what everything at the table was made of because he thought he was Willy Wonka.
"alright everyone, I'm going to go out and rob a Hot Topic, so I won't be back for a while, ok?" said Matt. Everyone yelled ok back. Near and Light walked out of the room that they had just had sex in.
"I love the world!" said Beyond who had also randomly come back from the dead and was drunk. He started dancing to the music that Misa was singing (she thought she was an ipod).
"commooooon Light! Just one banana?" asked Ryuk.
"Oh Ryuk, you're so sexy when you want bananas." said Near "if you play with me I'll give you a banana."
"Ok." said Ryuk. Near dragged him away.
"You know, this gives me an idea for a kind of banana candy." said Mello.
"Oh, I love games! Can I play too?" asked Beyond.
"You can have a turn after Ryuk." Near replied as he closed the door.
"Light kun! Stop being mean and give me a pony!" whined L.
"No! you're note purple!" a few more minutes of insanity passed. Beyond was dragged into the bedroom by Near after Ryuk had come out of it. Beyond's screams could be heard for several miles. Matt came back from robbing a Hot Topic.
"Hey everyone! I'm back!" he said.
"Did you get me a corset?" asked Light.
"I got everyone five." Near finally unlocked the door and Beyond ran off screaming.
"Oh Matt, you're so sexy when you try to rob a Hot Topic." said Near "I'd like to see how that new corset looks on you!" Matt willingly followed him to the bedroom.
"Why won't anyone give me a pony!" screamed L.
"Alright, alright!" said Light with a sigh. He handed him a random giant red dragon that happened to be nearby. "It's my birthday, so dragons are ponies."
"Thank you Light kun!" said L, hugging him. a few minutes later, a few police cars drove up to the HQ. They where after Matt because he had left the address of the HQ at the Hot Topic that he had robbed. L's dragon took care of them. Everyone passed out and had terrible hangovers in the morning
