Here is my latest story only to be found in Ghostly Times.

I would of never expected it of Hermione Granger. But when your a ghost you see alot of things. I have seen things that are shocking and i know Hogwarts students best kept secrets.
So now when i see Hermione Granger i tease her. Shut up, shut up she screams at me. Everybody is always so mean to Moaning Myrtle.

I wonder why?!-Editer

I thought she was my friend but she's just like the rest of them. Moaning Myrtle has no friends apart from the good looking fair haired one.
My sad life was cruely snuffed out. I'm bound to the bathrooms of Hogwarts and i report what i see to the Ghostly Times.

I remember what happened well because i'd been comforting Draco Malfoy. He'd been coming up to talk to me every night. He was beginning to trust me and open up. His stupid friends Crabbe and Goyle don't understand how much stress he's under. Then all of a sudden his visits stopped. I started to pop up in the prefects bathroom at random times. In hope i'd find him but what i saw instead shocked even me.

Pansy Parkinson squeezing her zits was mild compared to what Hermione Granger was doing. I think hanging around with Harry Potter and co has had a bad influence on her. The Hermione Granger i thought i knew would of never of attacked me.

Hermione Granger was having a bath and realizing Draco wasn't there. I was just about to leave. Contary to the rumours about me i have no interest in watching girls bathe. Just another nasty rumour people say about me, people always say nasty things about me.

Ok Mrytle whatever you say-Ed.

Then i heard her gasp a name so i listened. "Oh Ron, Ron" she moaned and her hand was where it shouldn't be. She was clearly touching her self and
i was shocked. I didn't want to see any more and i was leaving.

Of course you were Mrytle-Ed.

However her eyes snapped open and she look straight at me. She started screaming abuse and horrid names. She called poor Moaning Myrtle a perv!

Well you've been called worse.-Ed

Then she leaped out of the bath and objects started flying around. A shoe went right through my head and i really hurt. Like a wild animal with these mad eyes. I brought it all back and i thought she was going to murder me. Then i remembered that i was already dead. Everything went calm and she changed her tone.Begging me not to tell anyone about what i'd seen.
If you ask me she needs her head testing for having a thing for Ronald Weasley. Funny really i would of thought it was Potter but i was wrong. She in good company with Ronald Weasley. It was only last week i caught him 'at it' in the prefects bathroom.
Doing the same as Granger but only differently. Wonder what Lavender would say if she knew how he calls for Hermione Granger.

I had a good giggle about what Ronald Weasley was doing. Measuring his willy, strutting and posing in front of the mirror. He said-

"Like it Hermione, its the biggest in Gryffindor."
Flexing his chest proadly then added quickly-

"Not that i look at other mens... well i bet mines bigger then Vickys...the big prat!"

Then grunting

"better not of seen Vicky's!"

Ghostly times view on this story is that Moaning Myrtle is a perv.

Next week in Ghostly times-

Peeves tells all about the sorrid affair between Filch and Mrs Norris.

Myrtles back with more gossip. Lets face it she has no life! (pardon the pun readers)

Moaning Myrtle's -Harry Potter drove my man out of Hogwarts. And there murder again in the prefects bathroom.

And the Bloodly Baron warns about Hagrids massive bowel movements blocking the plumbing system.

So until next time readers stay dead not alive.

Fin