Here is my latest story only to be found in Ghostly Times.
I would of
never expected it of Hermione Granger. But when your a ghost you see
alot of things. I have seen things that are shocking and i know
Hogwarts students best kept secrets. I thought she was my friend but
she's just like the rest of them. Moaning Myrtle has no friends apart
from the good looking fair haired one. I remember what happened well
because i'd been comforting Draco Malfoy. He'd been coming up to talk
to me every night. He was beginning to trust me and open up. His
stupid friends Crabbe and Goyle don't understand how much stress he's
under. Then all of a sudden his visits stopped. I started to pop up
in the prefects bathroom at random times. In hope i'd find him but
what i saw instead shocked even me. Pansy Parkinson squeezing
her zits was mild compared to what Hermione Granger was doing. I
think hanging around with Harry Potter and co has had a bad influence
on her. The Hermione Granger i thought i knew would of never of
attacked me. Hermione Granger was having a bath and realizing
Draco wasn't there. I was just about to leave. Contary to the rumours
about me i have no interest in watching girls bathe. Just another
nasty rumour people say about me, people always say nasty things
about me.
So now when i see Hermione
Granger i tease her. Shut up, shut up she screams at me. Everybody is
always so mean to Moaning Myrtle.I wonder
why?!-Editer
My sad life was cruely
snuffed out. I'm bound to the bathrooms of Hogwarts and i report what
i see to the Ghostly Times.
Ok Mrytle whatever you say-Ed.Then
i heard her gasp a name so i listened. "Oh Ron, Ron" she
moaned and her hand was where it shouldn't be. She was clearly
touching her self and
i was shocked. I didn't want to see any
more and i was leaving.
Of course you were
Mrytle-Ed.However her eyes snapped open and she look
straight at me. She started screaming abuse and horrid names. She
called poor Moaning Myrtle a perv!
Well you've been called worse.-Ed
Then she leaped out of the bath and
objects started flying around. A shoe went right through my head and
i really hurt. Like a wild animal with these mad eyes. I brought it
all back and i thought she was going to murder me. Then i remembered
that i was already dead. Everything went calm and she changed her
tone.Begging me not to tell anyone about what i'd seen. I had a good giggle about what
Ronald Weasley was doing. Measuring his willy, strutting and posing
in front of the mirror. He said- "Like it Hermione, its
the biggest in Gryffindor." "Not that i look at other mens... well i
bet mines bigger then Vickys...the big prat!" Then
grunting "better not of seen Vicky's!" Ghostly
times view on this story is that Moaning Myrtle is a perv. Peeves tells all about the
sorrid affair between Filch and Mrs Norris. Myrtles back with
more gossip. Lets face it she has no life! (pardon the pun
readers) Moaning Myrtle's -Harry Potter drove my man out of
Hogwarts. And there murder again in the prefects bathroom. And
the Bloodly Baron warns about Hagrids massive bowel movements
blocking the plumbing system. So until next time readers stay
dead not alive.
If you ask
me she needs her head testing for having a thing for Ronald Weasley.
Funny really i would of thought it was Potter but i was wrong. She in
good company with Ronald Weasley. It was only last week i caught him
'at it' in the prefects bathroom.
Doing the same as Granger but
only differently. Wonder what Lavender would say if she knew how he
calls for Hermione Granger.
Flexing his chest proadly then
added quickly-
Fin
