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[phone ringing]

Radio Shack Customer Service Provider: Hello, you've reached RadioShack Customer Service, my name is Vanessa, how can I help you today?

Buk Lau: Du hello?

RSCSP: Hi.

Buk Lau: Du yes, I have dee um, duh sumting to report? It-it concern a product I bought from duh RadioSack. I don't know if it a-come with all of deez, deez radios you selling, but it-it is sumting I need to tell you about becuz it is NO good.

RSCSP: Something- is there something wrong with the radio?

Buk Lau: Noooo, no duh radio is fine it is IN radio that is bad part it just-a so nah-tee…

RSCSP: W-Wha what what's it?

Buk Lau: Is IN radio! In CD compartmehn it is pawn! I find pawn DVD in radio-

RSCSP: Porn?

Buk Lau: -in disc comparmehn! Why is dis why dare pawn DVD in radio? First of all-

RSCSP: Did you say there was a porn DVD-

Buk Lau: Firs-First of all it is DVD so I do not know whyyy somebod-dee try it in dare it no work like a-duh dat much obvi-r-us. Second of all bic boi it is, it is very irregal material on dis CD! It not even regal pawn.

RSCSP: Ma'am, ma'am, you're going to have to slow down. Now, you found a porn DVD in one of our radios, is that what I'm to understand?

Buk Lau: I- Du yes! Righ dare, it is so nah-tee! I don't know if dis, dissa a special you have or sumting, like a go-out-of-business sale. Am I- Am I one-mirrionth customer or sumting like dat?

RSCSP: Uh, no ma'am, I can assure you that this was not an action made by RadioShack Incorporated, uh, it is in no way affiliated with us-

Buk Lau: No like-a look here bic boi, it-dis-dis DVD dis pawn is irregal, not allowed by state or maybe even cunt-ree. It is, it a-say, the title is "Big Cocks, Small Woks Part 2". …"Big Cocks, Small Woks Part 2" are you famiriar with this title?

RSCSP: I-uh- No, no I do not know anything about that. This was done by an agency outside of RadioShack. It might be a prank-

Buk Lau: It-it show on DVD art a little Chinez boi, and he-he only look-a twelve, bic boi! He only rook a-twelve! Lik-a someBOAD-DEE where is dis allow? Okai, maybee in China it work out, you klow, you watching it, someone catch you, they tell not do it again and leave, and you go righ back watching! Like it cool like it no big deal! But nah here, here you go to duh, duh 'Prison Break', is that how say go?

RSCSP: Is it yours?

Buk Lau: I sorry say again?

RSCSP: Is it yours?

Buk Lau: …LIKE-A SOMEBODEE NO! WHAT DUH HELL NO! IT NOT MINE! What because I a-Chinez you say you think I rike dis shit? I rike to watch a little boi get big chug and butt plug? You fack you bic boi racist shit say crap bough me! Like-a no!

RSCSP: Ma'am, I am sorry, I don't know why you're yelling, I was just- It was just a suggestion-

Buk Lau: Well suggest THIS bic boi! Suck my rittle Azian dick! At least then it is regal pawn-

RSCSP: Okay, ma'am, if you're going-

Buk Lau: And stop say "ma'am"! I am man you bic! I a matherfacker I fack you mather on camera! Dat pawn is better den your elemen-tree ass-rape shit!

RSCSP: Okay, ma'am, if you're going to use that language with me and not give me a chance-

Buk Lau: I give you a cock-slap to da face!

RSCSP: Then goodbye.

[phone hangs up. Ownage's laughing can be heard in the background]