(A/N: This idea came to me not surprisingly when I was baby-sitting my three cousins. In fact, I'm sitting here right now, typing it on their computer. We all know that kids can be a hassle so I wondered how Captain Jack Sparrow would handle it. Thus this story was born! Yay! Oh and now it's time for me to shamelessly plug myself. Please also read my parody called Reverse Parody. Thanks in advance and here's some cookies! *gives readers cookies*)

Will sighed contently as his two-year-old daughter Isabelle ran around screaming her little head off and destroying everything in her path. "I don't know about this Elizabeth." He turned to his wife, who was busy dolling herself up for their night out. She looked at him in panic.

"No Will! You promised me that you'd take me out tonight. It's our first night out since Isabelle was born. You promised!" She took his hands and pleaded with him. Will glanced at Isabelle and then back to Elizabeth with a heavy sigh.

"I know I promised, but I really don't want to leave her alone." Will said.

"She won't be alone." Elizabeth protested.

"Even worse. She'll be with.." Will was cut off by a sharp knock at the door.

Elizabeth rushed over and opened the door to reveal Captain Jack Sparrow. "Jack! It was so nice of you to agree to baby-sit Isabelle for us. Come in." Elizabeth grinned and ushered him in.

"Well I figured you two could use a night off. Spend some time alone." Jack nudged Will in the shoulder with a wink. Will forced a smile before looking down at Isabelle who was tugging on his shirt.

"Da-Da!" She cried and held her arms out for him to pick her up. Will happily obliged and was rewarded with a sloppy kiss on the cheek and a giggle.

Will gave Elizabeth one last look, begging her to let him stay home. She simply shook her head and took Isabelle from him. "Now you be a good girl for Uncle Jack." Elizabeth kissed her on the cheek and set her down.

Isabelle looked up confusedly from Will to Elizabeth then letting her eyes rest on Jack.

"Come on Will." Elizabeth took his hand and dragged him to the door.

"Go on, mate. I'll take care of the little lass." Jack assured him.

"We'll be at." Will began.

"I know. The Theatre. I've got it all under control, mate. Now go and have a good time with your wife." Jack cut him off and pushed him closer to the door.

"Thank you Jack." Elizabeth smiled appreciatively. "Come along Will." She pulled him out the door.

The door shut and Isabelle ran to it, with tears in her little eyes.

"This'll be easy." Jack thought, sitting on the couch. Suddenly Isabelle let out an ear-piercing scream and began to sob hysterically. Jack covered his ears and tried to calm her down to no avail.

"What have I gotten myself into?" He wondered to himself, rocking Isabelle in his arms.

(A/N: I know it's short but this is only the beginning! I assure you that the other chapters will be longer. Thanks for reading and please review, savvy? ^_^)