Hey! This is my first Naruto fic...So...Please don't kill me! ^^;; I have writers block on my last story so I'm writing this one. Credit to my friend, Cahuuu (MystickIce) for the idea! Go read her fics man, they're good! Okay, well, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I only own my OC, Miru. (even though she's not in this chapter)

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CHAPTER 01

"Hey you two, I've got a plan!" A female voice quietly called from within an alley.

Naruto and Sasuke turned to see Sakura standing in the shadows, with quite a scary face on.

"S-Sakura-chan? What are you doing in there?!" Naruto piped up, worriedly. Before he knew it, he and Sasuke were pulled into the shadows.

"Sakura, what is this?" Sasuke asked demandingly. The alley was cold and damp, and the three of them stood there, two not knowing what was going on.

"You know how Kakashi-sensei's birthday is coming up soon?"

Sasuke nodded slightly, Naruto squinted his eyes. Sakura sighed.

"Well, I'm planning to get him the best birthday gift ever! And you two are gonna help me!" She placed her hands on her hips and Inner Sakura laughed quite evilly.

This scared Naruto...And Sasuke. The two boys stared at her as she regained sanity.

"Do you two want to help me?" She asked sweetly.

"First off, what ARE you giving him?" Sasuke questioned. Sakura smiled.

"You know how Kakashi-sensei's always lonely when none of his friends aren't around? Plus, he's already turning 27!"

Naruto's eyes kept squinted and the Uchiha boy caught on, which caused him to roll his eyes.

"You're not gonna..." He began.

Sakura nodded confidently. "Oh yes I am, Sasuke-kun."

Naruto flashed glances at both of them. He was confused.

"Hey! Hey! Sakura-chan! What are you gonna give him??"

The other two sweatdropped at the little Uzumaki boy. Then poor Naruto felt a hit on his head.

"Idiot! I'm going to set him up with another woman!!" The kunoich yelled.

Naruto rubbed his head. "Ohhh! I get it!" Then he tilted his head.

"Um...Why would Kakashi-sensei want a girlfriend?" Naruto asked.

Sakura paused and blinked. "Hmm..Well, a guy his age should have a girlfriend by now! Plus wouldn't you think he'd be lonely living in that hous of his alone?"

Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other and shrugged. "I guess so," The two answered in unison.

"But what if the reason he doesn't have a girlfriend is because he doesn't WANT one?" Naruto asked again, irritating Sakura.

"Ugh! Don't make this any more complicated, Naruto! He's not going to be a single anymore, after he turns 27! And the people who made his life a little bit more exciting....His three students!"

Sasuke and Naruto sighed heavily, but atleast Naruto was a bit interested. Sasuke had nothing else better to do, so...He went along with them.

Lastly, Sakura turned around, and looked at the two boys firmly.

"I need you two to keep this a secret from Kakashi-sensei! Please! It's kind of like a surprise! But one step is going to be hard! One of us needs to ask Kakashi-sensei what kind of girl he likes without blowing our cover! You know?"

The three students of Team 7 exchanged glances.

"I can't go or else he might think I'M trying to become a girl he wants." Sakura added. She shuddered at the thought. Sasuke and Naruto nodded, then realized it was down to the both of them.

"Ano...Let Sasuke do it! He always has an emotionless face in everything! Kakashi-sensei won't suspect a thing!" Naruto had a shake in his voice as Sasuke glared at him.

Sakura hated to admit that it was true. Sasuke was the best one to go and ask. Naruto would probably panic and run off. And so, the girl sighed and said, "Fine, Sasuke-kun goes and asks sensei today."

Sasuke's eyes widened. "No,"

"Sasuke! You have to! Do you want Naruto to go and mess it up?" Sakura said. Naruto pouted.

Looking away, and annoyed, the Uchiha boy huffed, got up and sighed. "Fine. But you two owe me." He walked away, off to find Kakashi.

Sakura hated to do that. Sasuke probably hated her now. Naruto snickered as Sasuke walked out of sight.

"So what now, Sakura-chan?"

Sakura grinned, took Naruto's hand and pulled him out of the alley's shadows.

"Were gonna go and....Hmm...I guess we'll have to wait and see what Sasuke gathers for us." She scratched her head nervously.

Naruto couldn't help but laugh at Sakura's lack of organization with the plan, but oh well....

"Hey, wanna go to Ichiraku Ramen with me and wait for Sasuke there?" Naruto asked blushing slightly.

The pink haired girl felt that there was nothing else to do so she followed him, anxious for Sasuke to come back quickly.

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From the other end of the shadowy, damp, cold, alley, someone was listening to the three's conversation. This made the person laugh quietly a bit. He thought it was cute that Kakashi's students were trying to set him up for his birthday.

"...Maybe if this plan succeeds, Kakashi's girl won't let Kakashi make me wear that dolphin suit for Halloween like usual."

Iruka walked off to find Kakashi...Before Sasuke could.

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Sasuke had finally found the silver haired elite, sitting on his rooftop, reading Come Come Paradise.

Kakashi felt a prescence and turned his head to his right to find Sasuke sitting there staring at him. Kakashi smiled and opened the book wider.

"I knew one of you would want to read this book eventually."

The blue haired boy backed away, keeping his eyes FROM the contents of the book. "No, sensei, I need to ask you some questions."

Kakashi laughed, and put his book away. "What is it, Sasuke?"

Sasuke took a deep breath and rolled his eyes. 'Sakura...Naruto...You two reaaaaallly owe me.'

"Alright...This may be strange for me to ask you, but...."

"But....?"

"What type of girl do you like?"

Kakashi's eye widened. 'That IS something strange for him to ask.' He thought.

"What exactly do you mean, chibi Uchiha?" Kakashi teased.

Sasuke flinched. "What...What did you just call me?"

"Chibi...."

Sasuke tried to keep his anger in him.

"Uchiha."

Successfully controlling his anger (Yay for anger management!), Sasuke tried to ignore what his teacher had just called him, and resumed his original goal.

"Okay, what I mean is...What would a girl have to be like, or look like, for you to like....No...Love her?"

Kakashi rubbed the back of his head. He was never asked this question before. This made the elite think pretty hard. Soon, Sasuke got impatient.

"Well...?"

"Hmm...I don't really care."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

"As long as we get along, I guess."

"You wouldn't care if she was stupid and got in the way with our missions?" Sasuke needed more than just that piece of info. He imagined if he came back to Sakura and Naruto with that information.

"Oh...I guess I would care. Hmm....But just to let you know..I wouldn't care much of what she looked like. That's about it. Oh and of course, she must believe in teamwork. If she feels that everyone around her is just pushing her down and away...I doubt it would work out."

Sasuke went silent for a while. Thinking about what his sensei had just said. Just then, shut his eyes and got up.

"Thanks. That's all I needed."

Kakashi looked up at him and smiled again. Sasuke opened his eyes again and looked at his teacher strangely.

"What?"

"Why did you want to know all that for anyway, Sasuke?"

"Mmff, I was just bored. I'll be going now." With a flash, he was gone, off the roof.

Kakashi took out Come Come Paradise slowly. "Hmm...Alright, chibi Uchiha..." He said quietly.

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Not too long after Sasuke had visited, Iruka popped up beside Kakashi, surprising him.

"Iruka...What brings you here?" He greeted. The dolphin was panting.

"I've been looking for you! Did Sasuke come here already??"

The scarecrow put his book down and looked up at Iruka. "Why, he left just about five minutes ago. You just missed him."

Iruka mumbled under his breath, then sat down and laughed. "Did he ask you any strange questions?"

Kakashi's eye slimmed at the other teacher. "You mean: "What type of girl I liked"?"

Iruka nodded.

"Hmm...Yeah...Do you have anything to do with whatever he's up to?" Kakashi stared at him.

"No, no...I'm here to explain what he IS up to, and to tell you that he's not alone."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow.

"You know how your birthday is coming up, Kakashi?" Iruka asked. Kakashi nodded in repsonse.

"Well, I overheard your students talking....And they're-"

"Planning to set me up, ne?" Kakashi interrupted.

"H-hai! You caught on, didn't you?"

"I kind of already knew ever since Sasuke asked me that one question."

Iruka laughed, not surprised. Kakashi was very smart anyway.

"Okay...Well...What are you going to do? Do you really want a girlfriend, Kakashi?" The dolphin asked.

"I don't really mind on whatever their doing....But maybe I can turn their little plan a bit lopsided."

Iruka lifted an eyebrow. "You want to ruin their plan? Their just trying to make you happy."

"I know that, and I appreciate what their trying to do, but I'm already happy with my life," the scarecrow put an unseen grin on.

"...But I just wanna have a little fun!"

Iruka practically fell off the roof they were on. Regaining his balance, he sighed.

"Hm, well, Kakashi, I hope you know what you're doing."

Kakashi snickered behind his book while waving bye to Iruka as he left.

"Oh..I know what I'm doing....I hope."

Chapter 01 END.

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That was fun to write. xD I hope you liked it so far! PLEASE REVIEW!!!! Thanks much for reading! Cya in chapter 02, coming soon!!

-Orrie