This was the product of my friend, MechanicFreak, and I trying to come up with the most ridiculous short stories we could. Severus Snape belongs to the mighty J.K. Rowling.
One day Snape had enough. He jumped on to the staff table at breakfast and ripped off his robes to reveal a pair of luminous, pink shorts and a yellow, Hawaiian shirt.
"I am one with the fairies", he yelled "and now I am free".
He then spouted blue, glittery wings and flew out of the Great Hall, to live with his fairy friends in the Forbidden Forest
The end.
