WE DO NOT CLUB PENGUIN
The epic penguins: Noles and Fiery's epic beginning!
Why is there an Afro wearing girl in my house?
Noles
"Owww my aching flippers" said the stunned Noles. Waking up to find out he had no clue what he was doing here. "Dude you ok man?" ask the tall yet shorter than he was penguin with a bushy Afro and a some what medium-lower than average voice. "Umm Hi miss umm sorry about your house and me being here" said Noles in a high pitch nervous voice. "Dude first off IM NOT A GIRL. Second off this is our house." Said the guy (Still not sure if a girl or not) in the Afro. "Noles snap out of it man we got to get ready for work" said the Afro Dude. "Wait did you say my name is Noles?" said Noles in a shocked tone. "Yes my buddy and me of course is your special one of a kind FIERY!" "Well that's great dude err Fiery and what's up with the retro 80's look?" said the Noles. "So hows my homie G shizzle pop D sugar cookie" said Fiery. "Well how am I? Im great except I have no clue who, what, or why I'm here. "Awww Noles you are never stopping the jokes I wish I could be more like you." Said the idoling Fiery. " I don't seem funny" "Lets get to work I guess."
"Wait were do we work." Said Noles in confusion of what he said. "Why we work at Hotel Calipenguin" said Fiery with a smirk on his face. "Ok then lets go" "No man you look hideous man look at your self" said Fiery with a sick expression on his face. This was the first time Noles got to look at himself. He was tall, Hansome, red hair, looked awesome basically. He was covered in burn marks like he had been in a fire. "Fire e or Tiery or what ever what did I look like when I first came here?" BOOOOM came a noise from the kitchen Noles guessed that's what it was. " Umm who is that?" "Goth started pranking me remember? She just straight out hates me and you so she thinks this is a good way to so called EXPRESS IT" said Fiery in a sarcastic tone of voice. "Wait whos Goth? Is she gothic?" "Umm pretty sure dude her name is GOTH" "Good guess man" said Noles in a stupid feeling way. "WHO IS THAT AND WHY IS HE TIED UP?" Said Noles in scared way. "That's Bingo. Goth's boyfriend hehe its my get back joke" " "A joke? Cant you... You know GET FREEAKING ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING?" "Yeah maybe but won't it be funny when I see the look on her face" "Fiery I see why you and me are buddys my sycotic friend" "Why think you my burned to a crisp friend" "Oh yeah im burned" "Well im gonna go hit the shower man you go do what a Fiery does"
Fiery
"Well hi everyone this is my time to tell you whats up" Well first off we all know Goth is so easily pranked. Also remember NOLES IS MY HOMIE G SHIZZLEPOP D SUGAR COOKIE AND NOBODY ELSES. Well while Noles in the shower Ill tell you the some of it. Well like all Fierys I was off to win the heart of my girl Milk. Well anyway we met up at the Coffee Shop. "Hey Milk" said Fiery in a nervous quiver. "O hey Fiery how did you know I was here" "O I was just walking around, not stalking you. Then I wanted to get a coffee, not stalking." "Oh thats good" said Milk with a confused look. "O hey Kat how you doing didnt see you there" "Yeah nobody usually does" "Ok then Noles is back at the igloo so you can go there and see him I guess." " YAY, Nolesy!" Kat expressed her love and passion for Noles. " I thought you broke up with him?" I asked curiously. "Oh yeah! I was just joshing you that's all haha..." Kat replied nervously. "OK, you keep thinking that..." I replied. I looked at my watch. "CRAP I'M LATE FOR WORK!" I screamed getting all the attention in the coffee shop. I scurried back to work forgetting that I had to pick up Noles from the igloo.
"FIERY YOU'RE LATE AGAIN!" Screamed Yogi at the top of his lungs. "I'M SORRY I WAS JUST TALKING TO SOME FRIENDS!" I replied with fear. " By the way..." he asked. "Wheres Noles?" "CRAP I FORGOT TO PICK HIM UP GAHH IM REAL SCREWED TODAY!" I said to myself. " Any other reasons?" he asked. "Well he kinda has amnesia..." I replied "Well you go take care of him alright? I cant have workers that dont know anything about the hotel" said Yogi trying to sound as generous as possible. "REALLY?" my eyes gleamed with happiness. " Yeah, sure, whatever..." he said. I darted out the door straight to our igloo.
Noles
"Ahhh so soothing almost makes me forget to know nothing" said Noles walking out of his shower. "Hey Nolesy..." said Kat walking into the bathroom. "Umm STRANGER FREKING DANGER" "Hey Nolesy wanna go and have a date errr i mean FUN DAY YEAH A FUN DAY!" "Umm do i know you?" ""Yeah your acting like we were never together Nolesy!""We were together?" "Yeah cutie of course""Well I'm gonna listen to some music now..." I replied suspiciously. I took out my mp3 player and earphones. "It's gonna be a surfin' summer, it's gonna be surfin' summer." I sang to myself. Then there was a bang on the door. "Yeah man?" "How's the couple doing right now?" Then the romm suddenly started getting warmer with how much me and Kat were blusing." "Hey dude what's up?" I said to Fiery.
"Well the boss doesnt want us in until you remember anything" Fiery told Me. "Tee hee Nolesy will get to spend more time with me!" said Kat with an exciting thrill. "Umm sure I guess if we were together" "YAY Nolesy wants to spend time with me!" said Kat with a high pitch screech!
And that day ended with a phone ringing...
