Disclaimer:

In no way do I own any of the characters from Invader Zim, or from anything else I may include in my ficcie. THERE. Are you happy now?

A/N: Ok. This wasn't very well written, I know. It was supposed to be extremely random and obnoxious. Sorry if no one likes it. I'm just testing this fic out (I don't always write random things), and if I get...Let's say three or four reviews...I "may" update this. But then and only then. If I only get one or two, I'll probably take this down, because I'll understand that no one likes it. Thank you for listening to my ranting, and on with the show!

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Zim marched down the hideous "human" sidewalk, plotting new ways to destroy Dib, like usual. He was attempting to

decide which of his "ingenious" methods to use, but was hopelessly stuck, due to his sheer idiocy.

"Hmmm...Should I use the uber-spiffy pleather bondage whip, or the leather paddle...It's so hard to work out these

excellent plans with all of this human...NOISE. Yes.." Zim then proceeded to insert ear plugs into his head. Where, we may

never know. Suddenly, a moose popped out of nowhere and Zim tripped! For random plot reasons!

"Damn that dil-I mean...STUPID MOOSE! I will make you PAY for that! Gar."

Zim stood up, a few droplettes of greenish blood dripping from his temple. He now ran through a random person's yard.

People stared.

"OOOOOH! Look! A running gree-HEEEEYY! Look! A PIIEEE!" The random person began to swim in the pie. That happened to

be rasberry. Now it was Zim's turn to stare.

"Ehh...Ok....INTERESTING.." Zim stammered, accidently sitting on the "self destruct the Earth" button.

We all went boom.

THE END.

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A/N: Sorry this was so horrible! ^_^;; I promise that, if I "do" get three or four reviews, I might update this! So...Please, tell me what you think!

~ Kitty