Recreation Activities

Author's Note: Please be gentle with me, as this is my very first fan fiction. I just decided to go with a one-shot, and see if anyone likes it.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. I do not own Harry Potter, and I do not own the song, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

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Voldemort is in a very happy mood. He cruico'd a few death eaters, killed a few muggles, and is now in the process of playing a game of ten pin bowling. The only difference being, the skittles are actually the bones of former death eaters, and the bowls are the heads of some of the greatest wizards that have been killed during his reign of power.

Anyway, the main point being is Voldemort is enjoying himself immensely, while singing a jaunty tune.

"I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts,

Dooby-de-dooby."

Voldemort walks over to the line of heads he reserves especially for his game, in various shapes and sizes.

"There they are standing in a row,

Bob, bob, bob."

Voldemort uses his wand to levitate the head of Albus Dumbledore in time to the music.

"Big ones, small ones,

Some as big as your head."

Dumbledore's head is rolling down towards the skittles, looking very promising. It looks like it's going to be a strike. But at the last moment, the head rolls away.

"Oh, shittin' bollocks!" Voldemort's mood has obviously quickly deteriorated in to an extremely pissed off one.

"Crucio." Dolohov falls down in agony. He should've known better not to charm Voldemorts' set of heads. Even if it is for the prize winnings of 10,000 galleons and two of Voldemorts' own bowling heads for himself. And he was in the actual process of winning.

"This game is cancelled. Anyone who tries to cheat at my ten pin head bowling game again, earns the prize of an Avada Kedavra. Let this be a warning to you all." Voldemort sweeps out of the recreation room, banging the double doors behind him.

After a while, Lucious speaks up.

"Who's up for a game of eye ball snooker?"

Soon, a game was underway and everyone got in to the swing of things. The uneasy atmosphere had already died down and they all had a good time.