Loud House: What we gonna do?
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"Oh, Watterson is so cute!" "He's so adorable!" "I want to hold him!" "No me!" "He's so cute!" Shouted the Loud family as the poured love onto the new pet, like honey on a glazed ham.
Meanwhile...the other pets...Charles, Cliff, Geo, and Walt...just stood their...and GLARED...
Later that night...Th pets meet at the doghouse...they meet...they talked...they conspired...and they sang!
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The Kids like the new guy More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here!
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The Kids like The new guy More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here!
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail.
Charles hummed as he prepped his knives...
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale
Cliff set up his guns...
We could throw him in a Tiger, let him float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile!
Geo gleefully threw darts at a picture of Watterson's face...or was it his butt?
We could put him on a camel's back, And send him off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim, A boot without a spur
Walt cackled as he began to drag in the TNT...
We could give him jelly doughnuts, take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet
The pets simply look through charts, graphs, and diagrams...desperate for ONE feasible plan...
We could use him as a footstool, or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up, beat him up, and throw him out of Babylon!
And then inspiration struck. "OR-" Interjects Charles suddnely with a smirk.
Suddenly all of them huddle and whisper their conspiracy in hushed tones.
-"I like it!"
-"It's sneaky"
"And it just-
-"Might"-
-"Work!"
"One more time!" Shouts Cliff
We could use him as a footstool, or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up, beat him up, and throw him out of Babylon!
The pets laugh as they head inside to enact their sinister plan...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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