Confessions of a Viking Madwoman

Chapter one – My Dear Hunky

Disclaimer: I do not own anything written here but the plot

Howdy guys

This is my first fanfic, which I started writing because my dearest chummly wummly MissGeorgee wrote her first story the other day and inspired me.

Yes, she's just that awesome.

Please give me your opinions and suggestions.

I luuuuuuurve you all (but not in a lezzie way).

SoBo

Saturday July 16th

11:35 pm

Just walked outside the club to see Georgia running down the street with her big bottom wiggling behind her. Sven came out and picked me up. He walked over to were Robbie was standing and tried to do this sort of 3-way snogging fandango with Robbie and I, luckily Robbie ran away before Sven could succeed.

2 minutes later

Sven just threw me into a bush and dived in next to me.

10 minutes later

Oh dear jelloid knickers. I know it's been a long time since I started dating Sven, but I'm still not after the fabby effects of foreign snogging. Yummy scrumboes.

12:25am and 3 seconds

Finally left the bushes and walked home with Sven. We passed Gee's house and hear a small scream, then saw her quietly placing a dead mouse on her doorstep. I never knew the kitties had to be fed at this time of night.

6 minutes later

I somehow managed to squeeze Sven through the door without making him yodel. A true accomplishment. Now if I can just get him into bed without waking the olds…

5 seconds later

Not a chance, he suddenly burst into a large Lets go down the disco session and started shouting "Oh jah! Oh jah!" It only took about 2 seconds for the 'rents to wake up and run downstairs.

"Rosemary Mees! What did I say about noise at night?" mum yelled over Sven's yodelling. I had no idea what she had said, I was snogging Sven at the time, so I just smiled and started to dance along with Sven.

Sunday July 17th

Up at the crack of midday

Well that really wasn't a wise move last night. Mum's banned me from seeing Sven and has sent him off to stay with one of her scary yoga friends. I really don't know why she tries.

5 minutes later

At the park with the Ace Gang

This has better be a good meeting. Sven and I had plans to practice fake respiration on each other in case someone chokes at our Viking wedding while the elderly insane are out shopping. I tell Georgia that and she just mutters something about no one having a sense of community and Sven being a part reindeer. I think the foreign boy snogging with Massimo has gone to her head.

30 minutes later

Just wasted a lot of my time listening to Georgia go on about her boy problems. Why can't she just find an exchange student that snogs like a god and settle down like me?

5 minutes later

After a few minutes of insane nodding we decided that Gee should just play it cool with the boys until she fully figures out the situation. Then Ellen started to dither on about something Dave had said. Georgia lost her temper at poor Ellen when she couldn't get the words out. I almost tutted but then I remembered how heavy Georgia is and how painful it is when she jumps on you.

15 minutes later

I suggested we send Sven undercover to find out Robbie's intentions, seeing as I recently bought him some new camouflage flares. Georgia just said no. Jools said we should try getting Dave the laugh to find out and Ellen practically had a joygasm and tried and make her way through another sentence. The main gist of what she said was that she could go with him and be his assistant. We decided that perhaps that wasn't such a great idea.

10 seconds later

Georgia and Jas are fighting again. Really, why can't they just get along? I might have to get out my beard to restore the peace and love in the gang.

5 Minutes later

Finally got back form the park and into the wonderfully hairy arms of my reindeer boyfriend.

4:45pm

Only got about 10 minutes of practice time before the olds came in and Sven had to make a daring escape. I think M and D got a bit suspicious when they saw the hole in my bedroom window.

9 seconds later

Oh dear I'm missing Sven so much.

What?

I must not turn into Jas and burst into tears every time I'm away from my dear hunky.

10 minutes later

Not that I call Sven hunky.

2 minutes later

Really. I don't

1 minute later

Ok maybe I do when we're alone.

5 seconds later

At least he doesn't call me Po.

6:30pm

There isn't anything to do around here without Sven. I must not fall asleep though, I am a strong woman who can stay awake past 6:30. I am a… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

A little short, but i have a bit of homework to do :P. I'll start working on another chappie if people like it :)

bye bye groovsters xx