Ship: Remus/Sirius
A/N: This is just a short ficlette that I wrote in science class because I needed a little fluff in my life. It is AU now that I think about it. Oh well. I wasn't planning on posting it, but people told me I should. The title means discoveries in Latin. I think. I don't take Latin.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Don't sue.
Expiscor
Hermione stamped her feet up to the front step. Shivering she shot into the door shutting the snow out behind her. She turned around to see she was standing three feet from Sirius. He was standing in front of the kitchen counter without a shred of clothing on.
"Oh—God." Hermione froze. It's not that she had never seen a naked man before just never one so—up close.
"I'm. Oh God. Sorry. I just. Ah. I was coming to see Dick—Ah, I mean Harry. Um. Ron was being a big—huge--ah. He was being really nude. Um—I mean crude about to ah—I really should be leaving." She stared then looked at her feet blushing intensely.
Sirius to Hermione's surprise wasn't jumping to cover himself as most people would in this situation. He was standing looking rather cocky and… amused. Yes, Hermione was certain he was smirking.
"Sirius—you coming back?" Hermione gasped as she heard Lupin's voice coming from the bedroom.
"Remus, maybe you—" Sirius tried to warn. It was too late. Remus came padding into the kitchen.
"Oh God." As soon as he saw Hermione he leaped behind the counter blushing. "I'm sorry. Oh, Lord." He pulled Sirius next to him so he was covered as well.
Hermione felt a smile twitch on her bright red face. "Maybe I should go now."
"Good idea." Sirius grinned and slipped his arm around Remus and winked. Remus blushed an even deeper shade and gently removed Sirius' arm. Hermione turned to leave.
"Hermione? Um—please don't tell anyone. We will tell Harry. Just not yet. We—could you do that?"
"Sure." She was almost out the door when she turned again. "Um. How long have you been, um?"
"Sixth year."
"I knew it." She grinned and ran out the door.
