Authors Note: 
Hey So I found myself enjoying writing about Embry in all my stories I began really looking forward to writing about him and then Bam I was like he deserves his own story his own imprint story even Embry deserves love. So this starts from Embry's imprint story enjoy. And tell me what you think.

P.S. This is set just after breaking dawn and Embry is a senior in high school, the cullen's won't be mentioned that much I don't think, but maybe the passing comment.

P.S.S. I do not own Twilight and never will I do not claim to and never will in this whole story.

There's Nothing Funny About Imprinting

Chapter One

Average day, average huge guy starring at me of course. Life, in general, right now sucks. That's all I could think as Luca kept poking me, dying to get my attention. You'd think he was a four year old or something.

"Luca stop it" I complained, trying to understand what the hell was going on. In this class I love Luca, I do, but sometimes the idiot doesn't understand I'm an honor student and I need to do well.

"Come on, talk to me" He whined like a puppy. I shot him my best death stare in which he bluntly ignored.

I need to find new friends and soon. I noted to myself.

"Come on talk to me" he pleaded.

"Luca" I said, using my best stern voice in which normally he would listen too and obey like a dog. The bell rung and he grinned like an idiot, probably planning to himself to find someone else to drive insane. I love Luca, but that boy could drive anyone insane.

"So" Luca said while forcing me out the classroom door. He reckons it's social suicide to stay inside the classroom any longer than you have too. Even when I explained I didn't care, He would just shrug and say "I don't care sweetheart I'm saving you from yourself." Ever since we were freshman, and, somehow after that I found myself always hanging out with him. I don't have a good reason for it really since most of the time he could be a complete idiot but he does have his good points.

"Come on this way" Luca said as he led me to the line in the cafeteria.

"Wow thanks cause I couldn't see it" I said saracastically.

Luca ignored me with a swift eye roll, and I could see him surveying the cafeteria for anything interesting like a freaking gossip queen.

"I don't understand, you know" Luca said with a dramatic sigh.

"What don't you understand?" I asked as the line moved a little toward the cash register and I notice a guy in front has not yet moved.

I hate it when people do that, I mean just move a long. Can you not see the line is moving? What is that all about? It just gets under my skin, I wonder if I should bother telling him or would he just take it the wrong way and snap at me? Which could cause Luca saying something stupid back and from there who knows where things would go.

"I don't understand how you do not want a boyfriend" Luca pondered

"Luca I am not going to force myself into something"

"It's not called forcing it's called trying" He corrected.

"Trying for what a romance that doesn't last? It's high school Luca nothing is real in high school"

"God your such a cynic, it doesn't have to be love. You know...it could just be for fun"

"I don't want either" I said, noting the guy up front has finally moved forward.

"Why what does fun burn you or something" He asked, his tone giving away that he was frustrated.

"No it all just leads to complications, this is our senior year"

"Exactly senior year!" Luca said as he turned to the lunch lady serving food and smiled politely to her, taking some food.

"It's time to get serious not all delirious "

"How long did it take you to get that to rhyme? What is that your new catch phrase for single girls or something or are you and the board of 'studies in Co Hoots' and they want your help promoting studying instead of dating?"

"Your being an idiot" I informed him as I also smiled at the lunch lady, reaching over to select some food from the bar.

"No, I'm making a valid point" Luca said, picking up his tray and headed off to find a table.

Part of me wants to dump him, but in all honestly it seems like to much effort to hide from the idiot I call my best friend.

"Don't you see anything you like" Luca asked waving his hands around the cafeteria like he was showing off a showcase. A couple of people gives us a curious look and then shake it off.

"Put your hands down" I hissed.

"Fine, but when you end up buying cats while the rest of us are getting married, you'll be sorry" he teased.

"What is that, a threat?" I challenged.

"Shut up and eat" Luca said and takes a sit at a table filled with a couple of people I know. As soon as I sit down, Lucas started to chat with other people letting his guard down.

I managed to sneak off and study in the library, not everyone is as relaxed as him, I flipped open my math text book and start going through the problems.

"Hey Maria" Lucinda, the school librarian, greeted. Yes I know the Liberian, and I do realize that it's a tad sad. But, she's very nice and what law states that I shout not be friends with a nice person, even if she is a librarian?

"Oh hey" I replied.

"Studying again" she asked, nodding to my text book.

"Yeah"

Lucinda nodded and left me too it, and I follow through some problems until the bell rung, alerting students to go to their next class. I gather my things, and walk off too my English class.

"Where did you go at lunch" Luca asked, a little annoyed.

"Where did you come from" I debated, almost jumping into a fight.

"I came from a mother and a father" He smirked.

"I know that, genius"

"Please, we all know your the genius" he teased.

I rolled my eyes and choose to ignore the smart comment. Honestly if he studied too, he could make the honor roll, and then all the smart jokes about me being a 'genius' would go away.

"You went to the library, didn't you" Luca accused.

"No" I lied.

"Yes, you did how many times do I have to tell you, that that's completely and utterly social-"

"suicide" I interrupted, finishing his sentence and hopefully this conversation.

"Exactly I mean relax, it wouldn't kill you, Maria"

"I think relaxing would honestly stress me out"

"You worry me sometimes" Luca said with a sigh.

"Same goes for you"

"Well at least we're even" Luca said with a goofy smile, amused by his own joke.

I looked around for his car, and spotted it right away straight ahead. It's the most luxurious car in the lot.

"So how was your day" I asked, glad that my relaxation issues were not being discussed anymore.

"Good enough, did you know that Jason and Brenda broke up" Luca said.

"No."

"Neither did I. I seriously thought that they might get married; I mean the other day Brenda was saying she loved him and now..." Luca ranted, ending with a dramatic sigh.

"Didn't they only go out for three weeks?"

"Yeah that doesn't mean anything"

"Well..." I started to say.

"Do not say a thing, cynic" He interrupted.

"Fine." I grumbled and opened the passenger door of his car. As soon as Luca slides into the driver seat, he turns on his CD player and Metro Station comes on, which is his favorite band of the moment.

Luca doesn't like to stick to things much in fact I am, the only friend he still has been as close with since Freshmen year. He somehow hasn't gotten sick of me yet and even though the idiot drives me up the wall it would be so weird without him in high school.

We sat without a word to eachother for a while, both of us singing along to the Metro Station, loudly and properly off key.

"Where are we" I asked, looking out the window as he pulls up at a small house, it looks nice and I can hear laughter coming from the inside.

This was in no way Luca's house, he lived in a mansion which was in the middle of no where which was about five minutes out of La Push. So unless Luca's family has decided to take part in one of those family swap shows, I have no idea why we were here.

"You know that guy Sam, who like runs the La Push or whatever" Luca asked.

"Yeah?"

"His house." Luca nodded to the house, explaining in a way that makes it seem like this is completely normal.

"Ok...but why?" I asked.

"Some stupid project; I have to interview someone that I think is an authority figure right, and everyone is doing parents of course"

"Sam isn't your dad" I asked, trying to put the puzzle pieces together.

"I know that, but I need a good grade and I figureed the only way to get that is to be original"

"So..."

"Sam is an authority figure, I can get an interview with him and bam I am on my way to an A" Luca said, clapping his hands at the end.

"And I am here because?" I asked, I was getting a little annoyed.

"Well besides the fact that eye candy is worth the drive" He said, I rolled my eyes. I'm not going to lie that La Push 'gang' are all beautiful and most all the girls in La Push and Forks high are into them.

They just seem like idiots to me, always skipping school. I mean, where is their sense of responsibility? And that they all are really isolated like they are something special. Whenever I see them they're always with there selected few. I don't like people that only hang out with certain people and do stupid things like skip.

"Yes besides that?"

"Well I mean if that isn't reason enough cause you are in need or something to distract you from school and get you on the dating scene" He explained.

"I was never in the dating scene"

"Whatever, plus you have the whole good girl thing, he might say no to me but you never" He grinned.

"So your using me" I said, getting out of the car. Luca followed me with a goofy grin on his face.

"Exactly"

"Asshole" I said half heartedly.

"Come on your going to help me right? Work the good girl look." He begged.

"Work the what?"

"The good girl look. You look the part today, good work" Luca said, he then knocked on the dark wooden door.

I looked down at my outfit. I was wearing blue jeans, a black sweater, and this love heart necklace, my mum bought me, complete with sneakers.

"I would call it boring, not good girl" I argued.

"Trust me it's good girl" Luca reassured.

Before I could pick a fight with him, the door opened to reveal, Quil. We used to be friends, but not that close. The casual sort of friend where you would say, 'hello, how was your weekend' or 'can I borrow your notes' but now he doesn't even say a word to me. It doesn't make me angry but slightly annoyed it's just rude to completely not even acknowledge someone anymore.

"Hey Quil" I said, smiling at him a bit just to seem polite.

"Maria? Oh hey, Luca" Quil said, with clear confusion on his face

"We are here to interview Sam" I explained for him.

"Oh right, come in then" Quil said, swinging the door open so we could walk in. Luca smiled at me and walked in. I followed, the house was warm and filled with pictures everywhere. It made me feel homey.

I could hear the laughter from earlier getting louder. We finally reached the dining room where I spot Sam, Emily, Jake, and two young girls playing with Jake laughing and smiling. I never knew he was so good with kids but then again I didn't really know him in the first place.

Besides the fact that he seems to be in a pretty good mood, even after he joined the La Push gang; though he did go through a gloom patch and then this year he was back to happy Jake less friendly though. But that just has something to do with The La Push gang.

"You have visitors" Quil said to Sam.

Jake looks up and smiles widely at us "Hey Maria, right? And Hey Luca" Jake said before turning his attention back too the kids. Quil joined him, the dark haired girl beamed at him and hugged him tightly.

I looked over at Sam who was looking at us carefully with his usual unemotional stance. I looked over at Luca who was obviously going to make me do all the talking.

"Hello, I'm Maria and this is Luca" I said, feeling dumb for introducing myself.

"I'm Emily" Emily said with a warm smile I see around town a lot. I wanted to say 'I know who you are since your married to Sam' but I chose not too.

"Sam." Sam greeted with a nod and smiled a little, which made me feel less awkward.

"See, Luca has this assignment on authority figures and he was wondering if he could interview you" I explained for him.

"Yeah, just a couple of boring questions and stuff. Nothing big, it would just help me get an A" Luca added, "Would you mind?"

"That sounds fine." Sam said.

"Great, so do you want to do this now or-"

"No today's fine" He interrupted.

"Awesome" Luca said, and took out his notebook and pen.

"So, what do you think makes an Authority figure" Luca asks

"Hey, Embry is here people." A boy who's name was obviously Embry called, announcing to the entire living room population. I didn't really know Embry at all, he was never in any of my classes.

He was always in lower classes, and he used to skip before he even joined the Gang. I've never really liked him, he use to always be in trouble and still is. He had that confident bad-boy image girls would swoon over.

"Did you get kicked out of Kim and Jared's again?" Jake taunted with him.

Kim and Jared. I used to know Kim, sometimes we sat at the same table. She was always really sweet and shy, and then suddenly she was Jared's girl. Hanging with that gang, having his kid, and now she's moving in with him. The whole ordeal appalled me.

"Not kicked out, we just decided that it was best if we went our seperate ways. There's a difference" Embry retorted with a smirk.

"Embry, keep it down we have visitors" Emily scolded. In my view, I always saw Emily as the mother of the whole gang, as if they were all one big happy family.

"What Paul and other Sam?" Embry guessed. I assumed that he meant Samantha, Kim's best friend who was going out with Paul, the temperamental one.

Before Emily could reply, Embry entered the room; he looked around the room and waved over at Luca in a friendly relaxed way offering a sincere smile. I had to admit if I had to pick the best looking guy out of the group it would be Embry.

He wasn't the tallest or anything; it was just his dimples that caught me. I couldn't help myself when ever I caught a glimpse of him smiling. I'm always drawn to that because it just makes him look like a child. Still none of that really matters since, like I said before: people like Embry, more or less, get on my last nerve.

"Hey Overten." Embry nodded. Over years I learned that was the type of greeting boys would pass over as a wave.

"Sup, Call" Luca said, breaking his glance at Sam for a moment.

"So what's you hanging for" Embry said to make himself seem 'gangster.' Boys are so weird.

"Assignment" Luca said, turning his attention back to Sam.

"So what do you think makes an Authority figure?" He continued on with his interview.

"I think that" Sam started to elaborate, and then he stopped for a moment. I'm at this point, a tad confused. I look around the room to see that everyone is starring at me, What the hell?

It took me a second to look up and for my eyes to meet with Embry's, Who's face had an expression so strong that I couldn't make it out. His face was composed with a mixture of awe, confusion, shock, and amazement. The stance completely took my breath away. I don't think Embry Call has ever really looked at me, until just now and this is the look I get. What the hell was going on? I couldn't find myself to say anything for a moment, I just stareed back for a moment in complete and utter shock.

"Luca, we have to go" I finally said, desperate to get out of this so-called fun house.

"Yes we have that thing" Luca nodded in agreement, maybe he wasn't a complete idiot. Before any of them could stop me, I managed to get away. More like they were to busy paying attention to Embry, except for Quil who was singing 'another one bites the dust' over and over again.

Luca trails behind me muttering something about sisters wedding. I don't have a sister but I don't bother telling him what a horrible lie that is. By the time we manage to get in the car my mind was going insane.

"What was that" I said as soon as Luca drived out of the property.

"I have no idea" he breathed.

"So it wasn't just me."

"No, oddly enough your not just being paranoid like usual" he teased, back to the normal luca.

"Thanks." I mumble

"Don't look so gloomy, Embry is hott"

"Oh, shut up"

"What, I'm just saying that if I had the option I would so"

"Don't finish that sentence" I said, rolling my eyes.

"Fine, but you have to admit he is."

"Just drive" I commanded.

"As you wish" He grumbled.

"Thanks, Wes" I teased.

"The Princess Bride, great movie, you know who would be great to watch that movie with?" Luca said with a sigh

"Drive." I ordered.

"Driving with Miss Daisy was an overrated movie." Luca muttered. But I chose to ignore him and tried to wonder what was going on in Embry Call's mind.

Authors Note:

So there you go the first chapter, enjoy I hope you like it leave suggestions ideas whatever, oh and check out any of my other imprint stories.