1.1 Dislcalimer: Please don't sue me ! I don't own Jon, Numiar, Daine, or Thayet…the wonderful Tamora Pierce does! Dorothy, the Wicked Witch, and Toto belong to whoever wrote Wizard of Oz. Lucy the Tree, Psycho Monkey 1&2 are mine *evil laugh*. The saying "cross dressing llama lover" belongs to Svetlana from my computer class. Bottom line: don't sue me! All I have is pocket lint and gum wrappers!

1.2

1.3 Psycho Monkeys are everywhere

Scene I open to the Wicked Witch of the West chasing Dorothy and Toto thought the enchanted forest. Numi and Daine are walking from another direction.

Dorothy: Toto, run faster! Oh dear, run!

Psycho Monkey1: What time is it?

Wicked Witch of the West: Muwah-hahahaha! I'm going to catch you dearie and your little dog too!

Dorothy: Shut-up you *CENSORED*!

Wicked Witch of the West: NEVER!



Dorthy: Come on Toto, this is lame.

Toto: Woof.

Dorthy: Huh?

Wicked Witch of the west: We have a contract you loser!

Toto: WOOF!

Dorthy: Shut-up

Wicked witch: I was talking to YOU, you fat *CENSORED* loser!

Dorthy: I'm not fat! I had lipo suction! Really, we have a contract? Well, Whatever!I'm trying this new type of pain killer that can sometimes cause death. *dies*

Wicked Witch of the West: Dang…..(to the director) Can I have the dog? And who was the surgeon for her butt reduction? he did a BEAU-it-ful job!

Toto: WOOOOOOOF!

Dorthy: *comes back to life* whatever, does it really matter?

Psycho Monkey2: I dunno, I think Daine's coming y'all! Act like you're fighting for your lives!

Wicked Witch: DIE Dorthy! I want your pink slippers!

Dorthy: They're red.

Wicked witch: Sue me... I'm colorblind!

Dorthy: Never, they're MINE! (Mumbles: can't afford another lawyer.)

1.3.1 Daine and Numiar enter

Daine: Numi! Save them, save them!

Numiar: *Zaps wicked witch with lightening bolts, and she explodes*

Daine: (to Dorthy) Are you ok?

Numi: Wow, nice implants!

Psycho Monkey 1: Aren't they just the CUTEST?? They're from Victoria's Secret.

Daine: MINE are cuter!

Numiar: I dunno…Dorothy's are kinda cute too.

Psycho Monkey 1: Mine are the best! I took them from Mr. Director!

Mr.Director: WHAT THE *CENSORED* ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

Dorthy: (glances worriedly at the director) I took mine them from Zelda Pinwheel.

Daine: looks confused

Dorthy: The Wicked Witch's name was Zelda Pinwheel, but the scriptwriter peoples didn't think it was scary enough.

Toto: WOOFFF!

Numi yells: Mithros Minoss and Shakith!! Zaps Toto, and he explodes too

Dorthy: That was my dog you mother*CENSORED*!

Numi: picking bits of dog fur off his tunic Oops? Haha? Mumbles: I did not screw my mom, or anybody's mom!

Daine: Shrugs it was a mistake, chill Dorothy.

Dorthy: Clicks her heels together and appears on Numiar's head hitting him violently with her implants.

Daine: Dorothy, Be nice to my Boy toy!

Numi: Ya be nice to her boy t—Hold on, WHAT did you call me?

Daine: nothing…

Dorthy starts hitting Numiar with her red slippers

Psycho Monkey 2: They're pink!

Dorthy pauses and glares at the monkey saying: THEY'RE RED DANG IT!



Numiar: Zaps Dorthy off his head and into a tree WHAT DID you call ME miss TREE HUGGER???

Daine: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS A DENDROPHEILAC!?!?

Numiar and Dorthy: EXCUSE ME???

Daine: Nothing, haha? Runs away sobbing

Numiar: Looks at the tree nearest to him and shudders.

2 Daine Suddenly appears behind him

Daine: That's MY tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numiar: 'Sucse me?

Daine: No! You are flirting with MY tree!

Dorthy: can I go now??

Numiar: Whatever. Zaps Dorthy out of existence

Daine: Hey! She was going to go with my tree's friend who's single and in rebound!

Psycho Monkey 1&2: *Grab Daine and run* She's one of us! She's on of us!

Daine yells: Numi is a cross-dressing-llama-lover!

Lucy the tree: really? I never noticed! I mean, when he with me he never said anything…

Daine Gapes at Numi as the monkeys try to drag her off set: I never knew! I really never, ever knew!

Numiar(to Lucy the tree): How could you tell them my secret you tree *CENSORED*???!

Daine: Like you're the one to TALK!

Numi: I was just with Jon in a tree, not getting with a tree! Goodness, people these days!

Daine: That explains why Thayet was so ticked at Jon last night….



The end?