The Adventures of Alec and Robin
Ch.1 Alejandro
"Alejan-"
"Stop!"
"Aw, why?"
"Don't say my real name, Robin!"
"Silly, Alec! It's a song by Lady GaGa!" I started dancing around him."You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico, rejoice!"
"Not you too, Robin! The whole castle is gaga for GaGa!" Just then Aro walked in dressed head to toe in sequins singing Paparazzi followed by Felix and Demitri in equally hideous sequin outfits.
"MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!!!!" I shielded my face with my hands. About ten minutes later I removed my hands from my face only to find that Jane, Heidi, and Sulpicia had shown up wearing inappropriate outfits and everyone started singing Alejandro.
"My word, what is wrong with you people?!" Alec looked absolutely disgusted. I hid behind him.
"Save me Alejandro!"
"Ale-Alejandro!" Demitri sang off-key. I think my ears might be permanently damaged.
Alec picked me up and ran out the doors and outside. Thank heavens it was cloudy today.
"RUN PEOPLE OF VOLTERRA! RUN FROM THE GAGA OBSESSION THAT HAS POISONED THE MIND OF OUR LEADERS!" Alec can scream very loudly... I wonder if he can sing....
Everyone in sight burst out singing Alejandro. Alec looked absolutely terrified. "It's a conspiracy!" A man dressed in all black and missing a hand stepped out of the crowd and walked toward Alec and I.
"That it is my child." He smiled wickedly and pointed a black cylinder at Alec. "Tell me what you know about the Pravus or I'll have them sing Lady GaGa songs until your ears bleed!Oh, and of course I'll destroy you with the Lucis."
"Dude, you're in the wrong place! Aren't you supposed to be messing with that Tod kid?"
"Oh, quite. If you would excuse me..." He walked back into the crowd that was still singing Alejandro.
"YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BOY, HOT LIKE MEXICO, REJOICE!" Oh, splendid! Demitri decided to join the party.
"Demitri is GAY?"
"That would explain the sequins." Alec frowned at the word sequins.
"NOOOO! HE'S JOINED GREG'S ARMY!"
"Oh, no." Alec pointed toward the crowd of people marching toward us. "Is that the army?" I stared in awe at Greg leading leading the army whilst twirling a baton.
"THEY'VE FOUND ME! SAVE ME ALEJANDRO!"
The crowd surrounded us chanting, "You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico, rejoice!"
