shrek is the new nicki minaj

there was once was a ogre named shrek he loved his swamp and he lived with his fiancee skrillex one day skrillex back from the grocery shopping and shrek was on the couch making out with donkey so when skrillex walked in he was flabbbergassed the situation infront of him shrek was so sad and depressed and said "bby plz love me again, i know you want this green sexy body" and skrillex was so turned on he immeadtly had a minaji trouis with donkey and shrek then shadow came in like the speed of light had more ting then all the donkey shrek skrillex and shadow all started dating alltoghert

the end.