Good Morning or Something to that Effect

*runs into room and jumps on bed*

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Mmmmm….

*previously sleeping*

We're going to the park

Wha….

I said, Get out of bed, we're going to the park!

Go away

But it's going to be so much fun

You're such a bad liar

I am not

Are too

Whatever

Oh so you admit it?

…I do not

You hesitated

I—I did not! The mighty Thor never hesitates!

That sounded rather hesitant to me

Well maybe you should get your hearing tested because it wasn't

Maybe you should get your titles tested because it definitely was

What do you mean by that?

Thor—the—not—so—mighty

Oh be quiet

What possible reason could you have for going to the park at this hour?

Um, boredom?

Oh! Why didn't you say so? of course! Let me go get my coat!

*lies back down*

*confused expression*

But… you're not getting your coat.

Uh, no Thor, I'm not.

Oh come on, you're going to sleep the whole day away

That's impossible

Get. Out. Of. Bed. Now!

No. Leave me alone.

But I want to go to the park

Go by yourself then, I don't want to go to the park

I don't want to go by myself

Go find one of your friends to bother then

But you are my friend

One of your other friends, obviously

They're all gone for the holidays besides; I want to go with you!

Argh!

Please?

No.

Please?

No.

Please?

No.

Please?

You do realise, no matter how many times you ask me, the answer is still no

Why not?

I don't want to

Don't be such a spoil sport

It's 5 in the morning!

But that's the best time to get up!

Actually, as it happens, it's the best time to be sleeping. Goodnight, again.

No, wake up! I really, really, really, really have to go to the park!

No, you just want to go to the park, you don't need to

So what

You can't always get what you want on matter how much you think you want it.

Huh?

*Sigh*

You really don't understand much, do you?

Soooooooooo, you'll come with me?

*hopeful smile*

*pillow meets face*