Good Morning or Something to that Effect
*runs into room and jumps on bed*
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Mmmmm….
*previously sleeping*
We're going to the park
Wha….
I said, Get out of bed, we're going to the park!
Go away
But it's going to be so much fun
You're such a bad liar
I am not
Are too
Whatever
Oh so you admit it?
…I do not
You hesitated
I—I did not! The mighty Thor never hesitates!
That sounded rather hesitant to me
Well maybe you should get your hearing tested because it wasn't
Maybe you should get your titles tested because it definitely was
What do you mean by that?
Thor—the—not—so—mighty
Oh be quiet
What possible reason could you have for going to the park at this hour?
Um, boredom?
Oh! Why didn't you say so? of course! Let me go get my coat!
*lies back down*
*confused expression*
But… you're not getting your coat.
Uh, no Thor, I'm not.
Oh come on, you're going to sleep the whole day away
That's impossible
Get. Out. Of. Bed. Now!
No. Leave me alone.
But I want to go to the park
Go by yourself then, I don't want to go to the park
I don't want to go by myself
Go find one of your friends to bother then
But you are my friend
One of your other friends, obviously
They're all gone for the holidays besides; I want to go with you!
Argh!
Please?
No.
Please?
No.
Please?
No.
Please?
You do realise, no matter how many times you ask me, the answer is still no
Why not?
I don't want to
Don't be such a spoil sport
It's 5 in the morning!
But that's the best time to get up!
Actually, as it happens, it's the best time to be sleeping. Goodnight, again.
No, wake up! I really, really, really, really have to go to the park!
No, you just want to go to the park, you don't need to
So what
You can't always get what you want on matter how much you think you want it.
Huh?
*Sigh*
You really don't understand much, do you?
…
Soooooooooo, you'll come with me?
*hopeful smile*
*pillow meets face*
