Summary: Yuffie's at it again. She's stolen the party's materia and it's up to Vincent to retrieve it. What will come from this confrontational encounter? Read to find out!

Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII or it's characters. Tetsuya Nomura and SE do. Mmk? Don't sue me.

Vincent knocks Yuffie out and takes her back to Lucrecia's cave where he makes the young ninja into a Virgin Sacrifice in honor of his once beloved Lucrecia.

Bang! ... She's dead.

Silence.

So virgin sacrifices didn't work. This was trial and error for Vincent Valentine, after all. Maybe he should try a different approach to awaking Lucrecia?

Well, it didn't much matter. No one would miss the annoying ninja. He did the world of Gaea a favor. In the end he only breathed a heavy sigh, took back the stolen goods from the young girl's corpse, and walked out of the cave.

The end.

A/N: If you couldn't tell, this was made to be funny. My writing usually isn't this bad.

Kthx 4 reading. Bai!