Paige's Diary
I think I'm finally getting the hang of this whole sister magic thing. I've made the house look a lot better, only Piper blew up my favorite chair and blamed it on a demon. It's a good think to know, though. If I ever want to get rid of that god-awful sofa, just drop a potion or something—Whoops! Thought I saw a faction. You'd think we'd get a break now that the Source was done with, but first there was that whole thing with Old Phoebe and Little Phoebe, and now there's this wedding—I still say something is up with Cole. Maybe he has seasonal allergies, or maybe he's just... huffing glue?
Anyhow, yesterday was pretty quiet and Leo and Piper were all over each other. I was all "Get a room!" Which didn't help cuz they just orbed upstairs. So I thought I'd practice my orbing and maybe look at the Book of Shadows some. So I orb to the attic and of coarse I mess up and end up five feet in the air. Man, my butt's still hurting from that one!
Looking at the book was pretty dull. Kind of freaked me out, too. I hope some of those things never attack us. And some of them, like the Furies and Banshees, are they demons or just Funky Skanks? You'd think the forces of evil would be able to at least get some decent clothes. When Piper turned into a Fury you could practically see Leo's eyes pop out. I think he wishes that she'd kept that outfit. It was like, um, hello? If you make that top any tighter, your boobs are gonna fly out the top and smack some one.
This whole moving things with my mind thing is great, though. Get hungry and bang, here's a snack. Except sometimes I mess that up, too. Yesterday my bagel ended up in a pile of paint. I got purple acrylic all over Phoebe's shirt, and man did that piss off her cleanliness! Sometimes I don't know what that girl is thinking! I mean, that outfit she wore when our muse got stolen? Melody must have been AWOL when she got dressed that morning, or maybe there was a simultaneous power outage/eclipse that I didn't know about.
I also wish my sisters would.... how can I put this delicately? Stop "playing" with their boy toys so much. It makes a girl kind of lonely. But I get what she sees in Cole. When Piper and I switched bodies, I may have been all "get away!" but that man sure can kiss (even if he knew I wasn't really Phoebe.) By what's a modern witch to do? Maybe there's a love spell in that book... but no, personal gain rules. What's the point? Guess I'll just have to grab a man the old fashioned way—get a bikini and orb to Hawaii, where I hopefully won't end up in shark infested waters upon landing. I'd never tell Leo, but it makes me nauseous to orb still. He's all, "Paige, just open up and you can do it!" Dead people. They're so optimistic. Us living have to think about our safety! At least now that Piper is happy Leo has something to do. "My sister married a white lighter." It sounds like one of those annoying third grade books.
Uh-oh, Piper's calling. I wonder if it's another candidate for the Source. Can't evil just stay dead so I can concentrate on getting a man? Better orb down, let's just hope I land on the floor this time...
I think I'm finally getting the hang of this whole sister magic thing. I've made the house look a lot better, only Piper blew up my favorite chair and blamed it on a demon. It's a good think to know, though. If I ever want to get rid of that god-awful sofa, just drop a potion or something—Whoops! Thought I saw a faction. You'd think we'd get a break now that the Source was done with, but first there was that whole thing with Old Phoebe and Little Phoebe, and now there's this wedding—I still say something is up with Cole. Maybe he has seasonal allergies, or maybe he's just... huffing glue?
Anyhow, yesterday was pretty quiet and Leo and Piper were all over each other. I was all "Get a room!" Which didn't help cuz they just orbed upstairs. So I thought I'd practice my orbing and maybe look at the Book of Shadows some. So I orb to the attic and of coarse I mess up and end up five feet in the air. Man, my butt's still hurting from that one!
Looking at the book was pretty dull. Kind of freaked me out, too. I hope some of those things never attack us. And some of them, like the Furies and Banshees, are they demons or just Funky Skanks? You'd think the forces of evil would be able to at least get some decent clothes. When Piper turned into a Fury you could practically see Leo's eyes pop out. I think he wishes that she'd kept that outfit. It was like, um, hello? If you make that top any tighter, your boobs are gonna fly out the top and smack some one.
This whole moving things with my mind thing is great, though. Get hungry and bang, here's a snack. Except sometimes I mess that up, too. Yesterday my bagel ended up in a pile of paint. I got purple acrylic all over Phoebe's shirt, and man did that piss off her cleanliness! Sometimes I don't know what that girl is thinking! I mean, that outfit she wore when our muse got stolen? Melody must have been AWOL when she got dressed that morning, or maybe there was a simultaneous power outage/eclipse that I didn't know about.
I also wish my sisters would.... how can I put this delicately? Stop "playing" with their boy toys so much. It makes a girl kind of lonely. But I get what she sees in Cole. When Piper and I switched bodies, I may have been all "get away!" but that man sure can kiss (even if he knew I wasn't really Phoebe.) By what's a modern witch to do? Maybe there's a love spell in that book... but no, personal gain rules. What's the point? Guess I'll just have to grab a man the old fashioned way—get a bikini and orb to Hawaii, where I hopefully won't end up in shark infested waters upon landing. I'd never tell Leo, but it makes me nauseous to orb still. He's all, "Paige, just open up and you can do it!" Dead people. They're so optimistic. Us living have to think about our safety! At least now that Piper is happy Leo has something to do. "My sister married a white lighter." It sounds like one of those annoying third grade books.
Uh-oh, Piper's calling. I wonder if it's another candidate for the Source. Can't evil just stay dead so I can concentrate on getting a man? Better orb down, let's just hope I land on the floor this time...
