I was having some trouble with my current story, so I decided to take a break and write this one-shot. Reviews are loved, prompts are valued and flames are laughed at. Disclaimer: I don't own 39 clues; if I did I would be swimming in money.
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"Could you please stop staring at me?"
"Sorry, can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I don't have a camera and I'm trying to make this last as long as possible."
"Wow, Jonah, that's cheesy and cliché even for you."
"How else am I supposed to get you to go out with me?"
"You do realize you've never actually asked me out?"
"I haven't?"
"No. You just bombard me with cheesy lines."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Hey, Sinead?"
"What?"
"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
"No?"
"Yes."
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"I'm confused."
"No, I will not go out with you."
"Oh. Why not?"
"Because I'm dating Hamilton."
"You mean the same Hamilton who's making out with that blonde bimbo over there?"
"Wha- HAMILTON HOLT! YOU JACKASS! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! WE'VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR A WEEK AND YOU'RE ALREADY BEING A MAN WHORE! WELL GUESS WHAT, WE'RE THROUGH! I ONLY DATED YOU ANYWAY TO MAKE JONAH JEALOUS!" *SLAP*
"You only dated him to make me jealous?"
"I don't recall saying that."
"Ok then. So, do you want to go on a date with me?"
"Sure."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Are you positive that you want to put up with me?"
"Jonah?"
"Mmhm?"
"Shut up."
"Okay."
