Title:"Gir invites the poopy chair"

Please note I do not own Invader Zim nor anything that has to do wiht him. I am just a hopeless fan just as the rest of you fools. I am an obsessor not an owner. Just thought I'd let you know. I give all credit to Jhonen. He is God.

Chapter 1 : Zim is infuriated.

Zim: Gir, where are you?

Gir: Right here sir.

Zim: Who are you going to invite to this gathering of yours?

Gir: (cheery and happily) All of our friends!!!

Zim: Whose friends are you talking about?

Gir: (blinks) I DON'T KNOW!

Zim: GAHK! Your gathering is tomorrow and you don't know whom you're inviteing?!? This is madness!!

Gir: I'll invite...Gaz! And Dib! And...uh...um...and...A flamingo!!!Yay!!!!

Zim: A flamingo?

Gir: YEAH!!



::Silence...then a few cricket chrips::

Zim: I'm leaving now.

Gir:O KAY!!!