A/N: This was done for the new Let's Draw Sherlock Project. It's Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham Sherlock style. :) John is regular text, Sherlock is italics, and commentary is bold. I hope you like it! XD This is what being in a Doctor Seuss play does to a person's brain! Haha... Tell me what you think!


I am John
I am John
John I am

Sherlock: I know! I still don't want to eat! It's not necessary!

That John-I-am
That John-I-am!
I do not like
that John-I-am!

John: *sigh* Could you just this once eat something?! And I really, really want a kitten, Sherlock!
Sherlock: NO!

Do you like
kittens and jam?

I do not like them,
John-I-am.
I do not like
kittens and jam.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere!
I do not like
kittens and jam.
I do not like them,
John-I-am

Would you like them
in a case?
Would you like them
in a chase?

I do not like them
in a case.
I do not like them
in a chase.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like kittens and jam.
I do not like them, John-I-am!

Would you keep kittens
in a box?
Would you eat jam
with the cops?

Not in a box.
Not with the cops.
Not in a case.
Not on a chase.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not keep them anywhere.
I would not like kittens and jam.
I do not like them, John-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Keep them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like jam
with some tea?

Not with tea.
I would not, could not with tea.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with the cops.
I do not like them in a case.
I do not like them on a chase.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like kittens and jam.
I do not like them, John-I-am.

A game! A game!
A game! A game!
Could you, would you
in a game?

Sherlock: I'm going to assume you meant Moriarty style and not Cluedo?
John: Never again. I'd take Moriarty over Cluedo.

Sherlock: Never mind that!

Not in a game! Not with tea!
Not in a car! John! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with the cops.
I will not keep them in a case
I will not eat them on a chase.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not keep them anywhere.
I do not like them, John-I-am.

Say!
In an experiment?
Here in an experiment!
To figure out an element?

Sherlock: YOU'D REALLY LET ME DO THAT?! *picks up kitten with a sinister smirk*

John: … Maybe not… 0.o

I would not, could not,
in an experiment
. -.-

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

Sherlock: Haven't you deduced from Mycroft's umbrella that a Holmes does not do "rain?"

John: Right… Sorry.

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in an experiment, nor a game,
Not in a car, Not with tea.
I do not like them, John, you see.
Not in a case. Not in a box.
Not with a chase. Not with the cops.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
kittens and jam?

I do not
like them,
John-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a bee?

I would not,
could not.
with a bee!

Would you, could you,
with a skull?

I could not, would not, with a skull.
I will not, will not, with a bee.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not keep them in a game.
Not in an experiment! Not with tea!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with the cops.
I will not eat them in a case.
I do not like them on a chase.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
kittens and jam!

I do not like them,
John-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

John!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

John: FINALLY!

Say!
I like kittens and jam!
I do! I like them, John-I-am!
And I would eat them with a skull!
And I would keep them with a bee...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in experiments. And during games...
And in a car. And with tea.
They are so good, so cute you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with the cops.
And I will eat them in a case.
And I will keep them on a chase.
And I will keep them here and there.
Say! I will keep them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
kittens and jam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
John-I-am

John: …

John: What have I done?!