A/N: This was done for the new Let's Draw Sherlock Project. It's Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham Sherlock style. :) John is regular text, Sherlock is italics, and commentary is bold. I hope you like it! XD This is what being in a Doctor Seuss play does to a person's brain! Haha... Tell me what you think!
I am John
I am John
John I am
Sherlock: I know! I still don't want to eat! It's not necessary!
That John-I-am
That John-I-am!
I do not like
that John-I-am!
John: *sigh* Could you just this once eat something?! And I really, really want a kitten, Sherlock!
Sherlock: NO!
Do you like
kittens and jam?
I do not like them,
John-I-am.
I do not like
kittens and jam.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere!
I do not like
kittens and jam.
I do not like them,
John-I-am
Would you like them
in a case?
Would you like them
in a chase?
I do not like them
in a case.
I do not like them
in a chase.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like kittens and jam.
I do not like them, John-I-am!
Would you keep kittens
in a box?
Would you eat jam
with the cops?
Not in a box.
Not with the cops.
Not in a case.
Not on a chase.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not keep them anywhere.
I would not like kittens and jam.
I do not like them, John-I-am.Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Keep them!
Here they are.
I would not ,
could not,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like jam
with some tea?
Not with tea. I do not like them in a box.
I would not, could not with tea.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them with the cops.
I do not like them in a case.
I do not like them on a chase.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like kittens and jam.
I do not like them, John-I-am.
A game! A game!
A game! A game!
Could you, would you
in a game?
Sherlock: I'm going to assume you meant Moriarty style and not Cluedo?
John: Never again. I'd take Moriarty over Cluedo.
Sherlock: Never mind that!
Not in a game! Not with tea!
Not in a car! John! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with the cops.
I will not keep them in a case
I will not eat them on a chase.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not keep them anywhere.
I do not like them, John-I-am.
Say!
In an experiment?
Here in an experiment!
To figure out an element?
Sherlock: YOU'D REALLY LET ME DO THAT?! *picks up kitten with a sinister smirk*
John: … Maybe not… 0.o
I would not, could not,
in an experiment. -.-
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
Sherlock: Haven't you deduced from Mycroft's umbrella that a Holmes does not do "rain?"
John: Right… Sorry.
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in an experiment, nor a game,
Not in a car, Not with tea.
I do not like them, John, you see.
Not in a case. Not in a box.
Not with a chase. Not with the cops.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
kittens and jam?
I do not
like them,
John-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a bee?
I would not,
could not.
with a bee!
Would you, could you,
with a skull?
I could not, would not, with a skull. I do not like I do not like them,
I will not, will not, with a bee.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not keep them in a game.
Not in an experiment! Not with tea!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with the cops.
I will not eat them in a case.
I do not like them on a chase.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
kittens and jam!
John-I-am.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
John!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
John: FINALLY! Say! So I will eat them in a box.
I like kittens and jam!
I do! I like them, John-I-am!
And I would eat them with a skull!
And I would keep them with a bee...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in experiments. And during games...
And in a car. And with tea.
They are so good, so cute you see!
And I will eat them with the cops.
And I will eat them in a case.
And I will keep them on a chase.
And I will keep them here and there.
Say! I will keep them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
kittens and jam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
John-I-am
John: …
John: What have I done?!
