Author's Note: Hi everyone! This is my first humor fic so I hope it will
be enjoyable! I will have me and two other friends joining me in this
fiction, they will be as follows, Pojo and Rep. And of course I'll be in it
too! I shall be known as
* Drum roll* KELZ! * Coughing from my invisible audience* . . .right . .
.ok then. Well do any of you want to hear my barney song- * everyone* NO!
You don't have to yell! * Everyone feels ashamed* (Rep.) Kelz
um why are you talking to yourself? (Kelz) what are you talking about,
there's everyone right there in front of me! * Men in white coats burst
through the door and take a screaming Kelz away*
Disclaimer: (Pojo) Ok then . . .since Kelz isn't here to say the disclaimer then I guess I will! Ahem,
We don't own Kingdom Hearts. Why you ask? BECAUSE GREEDY CORPORATIONS LIKE SQUARESOFT AND DISNEY DON'T SHARE! That is all I have to say.
(Rep) WAIT! You forgot about my disclaimer!
(Pojo) What? You don't own anything!
(Rep) * Yes I do! I own the VDG!
(Pojo) right, and I forgot the part where I cared.
(Rep) no one loves me *hugs Seto plushie *
~Kingdom Hearts vs... Us? ~
Rep. And Pojo have gathered at Kelsey's house for a normal-not-a-care- in-the-world sleepover. Kelz is naturally hogging the Playstation2 playing Kingdom Hearts while Rep. And Pojo are fighting over who gets the last popcorn kernel.
Kelz: *pauses game * would you two stop fighting over that stupid popcorn kernel!?
Rep.: *stands up on the couch getting ready to rant * That stupid popcorn kernel?! Why my ancestors had survived on just one corn kernel for weeks! And besides, now they're covered with butter!
Pojo: *eats popcorn kernel while Rep. Is ranting *
Kelz: *rolls eyes * first of all that butter is fake and second, I bet you made up the first part about your ancestors!
Rep.: *sweatdrop * is it getting hot in here? *Sits down *
Kelz: *continues playing game *
Pojo: Mmmmm, that popcorn kernel sure was good.
Rep.: Why you little! *B$tch slaps Pojo *
Pojo: *slaps back *
Five minutes later and they're still slapping each other.
Kelz: NOOO!!!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!
Rep. And Pojo stop slapping each other
Rep. And Pojo: Huh?
Kelz: Riku keeps beating me!
Pojo: Rep. brought her players guide, why don't you just look to see how to beat him?
Kelz: *shrugs * ok.
Rep hands Kelz the player's guide
Kelz: hmm, hmmm . . . ok, yep, yep . . .
Pojo: Have you figured out how to beat him?
Kelz: No, I just got this popcorn kernel out of my molar.
Pojo & Rep.: -_-;;;
Kelz: hey, here's a picture of Riku!
Pojo: LEMME SEE!! *Jumps up and down *
Gives the player guide to Pojo
Pojo: *snatches *
Rep.: Hey, you can tell Riku is going to be evil from the start because he has that cross on his chest and there's a cross in the sign for the heartless!
Kelz: Rep., those are suspenders . . .and there is no cross in the heartless sign.
Rep.: Yes there is!
Kelz: No!
Rep: Yes!
Kelz: No!
Rep.: Yes!
Pojo: *looks in the book to find a picture of the heartless sign * Guys stop bickering; here's a picture of it.
Kelz & Rep.: *looking at the heartless sign *
Kelz: I don't see any cross.
Rep.: Are you BLIND?! It's right there!
Kelz: whatever, I'm thirsty. *Goes to get some Root Beer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Comes back and places the cup on the floor by the PS2 *
By know Kelsey is watching the whole scene where Riku has been possessed by Ansem, Rep. Is pouting about not getting the popcorn kernel, and Pojo is swooning over the Riku picture. But by accident Kelz knocks over her Root Beer, spilling it on her PS2!!!!
Kelz: Dammit! *Sparks fly everywhere *
Rep. & Pojo: *running around like headless turkeys *
The PS2 starts to shake violently producing a blue light, all the lights go out and the blue light is the only thing bright in the house. The PS2 seemed to cause a lot of noise and created a powerful wind that blew everything around. Was this the end?! Kelsey, Rep., and Pojo are now all huddled together in fear when all of a sudden!
Rep.: *is yelling over all the noise that the PS2 is making * I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOM!
Ok then . . .anyway. The blue light becomes brighter and brighter until no one can see anything! What will happen next?!
Authors Note: Ok this is a start, right? Well I hope it was ok, I'd write more but I need to finish Kingdom Hearts first ^_^;;;;; I'll try to make the next chapter more interesting than people fighting over popcorn kernels, ok? Bye for now!
~Kelz
Disclaimer: (Pojo) Ok then . . .since Kelz isn't here to say the disclaimer then I guess I will! Ahem,
We don't own Kingdom Hearts. Why you ask? BECAUSE GREEDY CORPORATIONS LIKE SQUARESOFT AND DISNEY DON'T SHARE! That is all I have to say.
(Rep) WAIT! You forgot about my disclaimer!
(Pojo) What? You don't own anything!
(Rep) * Yes I do! I own the VDG!
(Pojo) right, and I forgot the part where I cared.
(Rep) no one loves me *hugs Seto plushie *
~Kingdom Hearts vs... Us? ~
Rep. And Pojo have gathered at Kelsey's house for a normal-not-a-care- in-the-world sleepover. Kelz is naturally hogging the Playstation2 playing Kingdom Hearts while Rep. And Pojo are fighting over who gets the last popcorn kernel.
Kelz: *pauses game * would you two stop fighting over that stupid popcorn kernel!?
Rep.: *stands up on the couch getting ready to rant * That stupid popcorn kernel?! Why my ancestors had survived on just one corn kernel for weeks! And besides, now they're covered with butter!
Pojo: *eats popcorn kernel while Rep. Is ranting *
Kelz: *rolls eyes * first of all that butter is fake and second, I bet you made up the first part about your ancestors!
Rep.: *sweatdrop * is it getting hot in here? *Sits down *
Kelz: *continues playing game *
Pojo: Mmmmm, that popcorn kernel sure was good.
Rep.: Why you little! *B$tch slaps Pojo *
Pojo: *slaps back *
Five minutes later and they're still slapping each other.
Kelz: NOOO!!!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!
Rep. And Pojo stop slapping each other
Rep. And Pojo: Huh?
Kelz: Riku keeps beating me!
Pojo: Rep. brought her players guide, why don't you just look to see how to beat him?
Kelz: *shrugs * ok.
Rep hands Kelz the player's guide
Kelz: hmm, hmmm . . . ok, yep, yep . . .
Pojo: Have you figured out how to beat him?
Kelz: No, I just got this popcorn kernel out of my molar.
Pojo & Rep.: -_-;;;
Kelz: hey, here's a picture of Riku!
Pojo: LEMME SEE!! *Jumps up and down *
Gives the player guide to Pojo
Pojo: *snatches *
Rep.: Hey, you can tell Riku is going to be evil from the start because he has that cross on his chest and there's a cross in the sign for the heartless!
Kelz: Rep., those are suspenders . . .and there is no cross in the heartless sign.
Rep.: Yes there is!
Kelz: No!
Rep: Yes!
Kelz: No!
Rep.: Yes!
Pojo: *looks in the book to find a picture of the heartless sign * Guys stop bickering; here's a picture of it.
Kelz & Rep.: *looking at the heartless sign *
Kelz: I don't see any cross.
Rep.: Are you BLIND?! It's right there!
Kelz: whatever, I'm thirsty. *Goes to get some Root Beer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Comes back and places the cup on the floor by the PS2 *
By know Kelsey is watching the whole scene where Riku has been possessed by Ansem, Rep. Is pouting about not getting the popcorn kernel, and Pojo is swooning over the Riku picture. But by accident Kelz knocks over her Root Beer, spilling it on her PS2!!!!
Kelz: Dammit! *Sparks fly everywhere *
Rep. & Pojo: *running around like headless turkeys *
The PS2 starts to shake violently producing a blue light, all the lights go out and the blue light is the only thing bright in the house. The PS2 seemed to cause a lot of noise and created a powerful wind that blew everything around. Was this the end?! Kelsey, Rep., and Pojo are now all huddled together in fear when all of a sudden!
Rep.: *is yelling over all the noise that the PS2 is making * I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOM!
Ok then . . .anyway. The blue light becomes brighter and brighter until no one can see anything! What will happen next?!
Authors Note: Ok this is a start, right? Well I hope it was ok, I'd write more but I need to finish Kingdom Hearts first ^_^;;;;; I'll try to make the next chapter more interesting than people fighting over popcorn kernels, ok? Bye for now!
~Kelz
