This is a random one-shot that my brother and I came up with. Hope you enjoy!

Disclamer: I don't own Fruits basket or Percy Jacson, but that would be so epicly cool!

KYO POV:

"Ugg... where are we?" I sat up, rubbing my head. Me and Toru were walking to school and this weird light had flashed. Now, where did we end up? This dosen't look like anywhere in Japan to me.

"What happend just then? Toru, are you ok?" my voice edged in cocern.

"Kyo-kun, I'm fine. What was that light all about, anyway? Where are we?" Her voice edged upwards in panic.

"I don't know, my little Toru. I... don't think we are in Japan anymore." I said, hugging her close to me. POOF! Crap, forgot about that...

WxyZ ... WxyZ

PERCY POV:

I walked up just as the orange smoke? cleared. Wait what? Eh, I've seen weirder. There was this Japanese-looking girl with a very confused look on her face holding a orange cat. Random clothing was piled around her. OK, THAT's odd...

The girl, who was fairly petty,looked up and saw me standing there. She started going off about something in Japanese. She looked booth terrified and relived at the same time, which is pretty hard.

"Meyow?" I started laughing. That cat just has this horrifyd exprsion on his face and that meyow was like a question. It was to funny!

WxyZ ... WxyZ

KRONOS POV:(yea, wern't expecting that, now were you?)

Yes, he is distracted! Now I can make my move! With a flash of golden light, I appered next to that dispicable Percy Jacson.

"*haha* Whoa... *hehe* what are you doing *giggle* here?"

"DIE! AVADA KEDAVRA!"(yea.. kinda random. I know..) Percy drops to the ground, "dead."

"NOOOOO! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A POT-PIE!" Kyo the orange cat yelled, in English now.

"Kyo, you could have just asked for one!" Toru exclaimed, also in English!

What the fizzlehoppers is going on here?

WxyZ ... WxyZ

RANDOM 3RD PERSON POV! YAY!

POOF! Kyo changed back and sliped behind a tree to change. He came back out screaming, "Kronos, you'll pay for this!" He lept on Mr Pegasus Poop (Kronos) and went all Kung-foo on him. Mr. Pegasus Poop fell into a random pond. He came out drenched and chased by an alligator.

"Ohh, a daisy!" Kronos leaned down to pick it. The alligator came up and bit his bum, then ran away, toothless.

"I have BUNS OF STEEL!" ...O_o... "What? I got them in a 3 minute workout."

"DIE! (again?) AVADA KEDVERA!" It was Percy! He Wasn't dead after all! But now Mr. STEEL Pegasus Poop is.

"NOW GIVE ME MY POT-PIE!"

Oh Kyo, we all love you and your poy-pie obsession. Yes, I do relize it got real random neer the end... oh well! Love it? Hate it? REVEIW ANYWAYS so I don' get stabed with a spoon!