This it huh?
The world done in not by lightning or an a-bomb but by literal gods clashing.
We shouldve seen the signs but i guess we were so wrapped up in our petty bullshit we didnt or rather didnt care.
Now we stand amongst a broken world trudging through whats left od civilization, if we can even call it that.
I can see this used to be a daycare and this used to be a buch of house. People had lives here before all of this. Its all gone now. No hope. No home. Nothing.
Retroville wasnt exactly a utopia before all of this but after but this, this is hell.
Im getting ahead of myself, im sorry, memories are all we have left nowadays.
I remember it all started out so simple.
I was attending the carl wheezer freestyle rap battle it happened like any outstanding rap fanatic.
But then the easygoing atmosphere froze up. It all just tensed up somehow.
he had shown up.
He was as beautiful as he was talented he was as stout as he was smart, clearly he was a man who had the world in his fingertips.
Carl had just finished his set and was about to break with biggie for their vegas bender.
When he started back with his fire insult.
"Im bling bling, im bling."
I always wondered what the apocypse would sound like would it welcome us with hellish missile fire, explosions? Something?
No for bling blings raps were so fire they made all the heat in the earth go ballistic!
The resulting explosions made the planet a dying husk of what it once was.
Life had simply ceased to be.
Even now amongst the wreckage of the world it's still not safe.
For the world immediately broke off into factions.
The nice guys and rappers of course rallied amongst their patron saint bling bling boy.
The women of course rallied around Carl wheezer because he had croissants or something like that honestly even I'm confused by that. Cause like even if they wanted to get with him hasn't he tied himself to Judy? Seriously what's th- right off topic. Sorry.
I have to end it here someone's coming.
