The boy from my bed

a\n: my first glee fic. I want to thank my BFF zoei (zoei11) who edit the story and gave me a lot of ideas. I love you!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee and the characters. I make no profit from this fic.

Chapter 1: there is a naked boy in your bed

"Ohh, what a headache!" Kurt mumbled as he started to turn around in his bed. He felt as if he had been drinking, you know, that huge hang over you get when you drink a few...

He's mind broke the thought as he Finished the turn, and felt a worm body beside him. He opened his eyes a little, to check if he was imagining that feeling again and HOLLY WHEAT! There. Is. A. Guy. In. His. Bed. And, let me tell you, a good looking one, too.

No! Kurt, focus! He thought to himself.

He closed he's eyes again. Maybe he was sleeping. Ok, so, count to ten, and wake up...Good…keep going… breath! And… ten!

Nope. Handsome lad was still there. At least he can comfort with the knowledge that they were both fully clothed...

He was naked. Kurt Hummel. With a guy. In his bed. Naked. Ohh, god! He wasn't even sure how to do… well… that. Maybe the handsome lad was clothed? But a quick look to the handsome lad's direction he was sure the other boy was shirtless, and from the unfamiliar pants on the floor, he was probably naked, too.

And, of course that in the minute Kurt started to really process what the handsome naked lad in his bed meant, handsome lad woke up.

"Good morning, sweet thing!" handsome lad mumbled smiling, still unaware of the situation. He just concentrate on the nice smelling boy beside him and-

Nice-smelling-boy? Blaine opened his eyes and sew a beautiful wide-eyes panicking boy beside him under a blanket in a bed he didn't know. But surly nothing happened because they were both-

"I'm completely naked." Kurt whispered. Why would he do that?

Naked. They were both, completely, fully naked. Why would he be naked, in a bed, with a beautiful guy he didn't know?

"Blaine" he said, taking his hand out of the blanket to a shake position.

"K…k...Kurt" Kurt stutter. He would have shake Blaine's hand, if he hadn't been distracted by Blaine's chest, that could be seen now, after Blaine movement. And when he sew Blaine's chest, well, he could see what possibly could have made Kurt take the clothes of for a man he don't even know.

Blaine chuckled at him after seeing his eyes target

"Are you laughing at me?" Kurt snapped at handsome-lad in his bitch voice.

"Are you staring at my chest?" Blaine snapped back, still laughing.

"Good point..." Kurt blushed, Finely looking up, straight into Blaine's eyes.

"You've got some..." Kurt mumbled, "Beautiful eyes" completed Blaine.

"Ohh! God! I think I'm gay when I'm drank!" called Blaine, and of course that just in that moment the door opened.

"Kurtie! Happy birthday" sounded throw the door, closely followed by an "Ohh!" and the sound of a cup full of hot coffee meeting the floor and becoming hundreds of little cup pieces.

"Gran!" Kurt called surprised at the woman at the door. "What are you doing here?"

"I came to wish you a happy birthday. There's a naked man in your bed!" called Kurt's gran, shocked.

"I can't believe it! I did IT, with a guy I don't know, I can't remember a thing, it was my first time. And it is my BIRTHDAY!" Kurt called in a desperate voice, immediately holding his head because of the hang-over.

"Dude! That was your first time? Me too!" said Blaine, raising his hand for a high-five, and than lowered his hand again, thinking of something else "doing it the first time… it's not really a good birthday present, right? Ohh, now I need to think of a new birthday present!" added Blaine, he was probably still a little drank.

"We're starting to get dry here, gran, where is he?" asked Finn, walking in to the room, Puck on his heels, he still hadn't seen Blaine.

"He has a naked boy in his bed!" Kurt grandmother called again, causing Kurt flinch and making the two newly heads in the room fly to Kurt's bed.

"OH GOD!" called both boys at once, there scream was soon heard in the next room, causing people start flowing in, some were still holding balloons. Kurt started to count the damage as Blaine straggled with his pants trying to both pot them up AND keeping his body under the blue blanket. He counted all the new direction gang and his grandmother.

The last one to come in was Queen. She looked first around her, seeing all the faces she decided to look too at Kurt's bed, and then the surprise washed over her.

"Blaine?" she asked "what are you doing here?" she was a bit afraid to hear the answer.

"Om, wall, I think I was doing this young man, see, apparently, I'm gay when I'm drank…" Blaine tried to explain something he didn't understand.

"Dude when you're drank you're like the real self, and where do you know my girlfriend from?" Puck replayed, being the first one to recover.

"Kurt!" the old woman whispered still at the door "you have a naked man in your bed!"

"O.K, first, pants now!" Blaine pointed at his legs "second: you think I'm gay? Wow, that could explain a lot of things, like why I'm so into Vogue. And third: Queen is kind of my girlfriend…?" Blaine Finished.

"Well, not anymore! I can't believe you did it with some stranger before you do it with your girlfriend!" Queen was shouting now, causing poor Kurt to whimper in pain.

"Wait, he was your boyfriend too?" Puck asked, shocked.

"Kurt, what the hell are they talking about? What happened here?" Finn Finally found his voice.

"There's a naked man in Kurt's bed!" pointed out Kurt's grandmother.

"Yes I can see that, but why?" Finn spoke again.

"Ahh, let my help you realizing.." said Blaine. He took he's phone out and searched the perfect thing and-"there!" he said as a song begin to play.(A\N: song- lQlIhraqL7o (in YouTube, put after the v=))

A few giggles escaped as people begin to recognize the song.

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

"O my god, worst birthday ever!" called Kurt, but he was ignored as the lather around him continued.

"Dude! Your father will kill me!" shouted Finn, as Rachel landed to Blaine's ear and whispered "step brothers..." Blaine nodded.

"Nice to meet you, Kurt's step-brother, sorry we needed to meet in that way." Blaine gave his hand for a shake, and again he didn't get one.

"Finn" said Finn.

"There's a naked man in your bed!" Kurt grandmother called.

"Well, I wouldn't be naked if Kurt hadn't torn my shirt off! But, I WILL forgive you, 'cause you know it's your birthday..." said Blaine.

So, after Kurt gave Blaine a shirt, Puck and Quinn stopped fighting and Kurt's grandmother finally said something that wasn't about Kurt's bed and naked men, Kurt and Blaine stood awkwardly beside the door.

"Soo, I'm goanna go new…" Blaine setter "and... amm... Happy birthday"

"Yea, ok."

"Ahh… call me!" called Blaine as he left the hose, not even thinking about the fact that Kurt and him didn't exchanged phone numbers.