Not Barney!!
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A/N: I don't do humor, so bear with me.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Artemis screamed. "Yes, young man, you are going through this program, and you are going to like it!" Angeline said. "But mommy! WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm telling daddy you're being mean!" he pouted. "But I'm your mother; I'm aloud to be mean, so there!!!!!" "MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !" "I'm too stupid to teach you at your level, so, I decided to put you back in kindergarten. Now, sit!!!!!"
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep- rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggg-rrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg- rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiii- "Hello?" said Artemis senior. "Oh, Timmy, Arty won't behave!! He is being rude to me!!!" she shrieked. "OK, let me talk to him." He said. Then the author of this story opened the roof and said "NNNOOOOOO!!! I told you to say yes, punish him, make him watch 12 strait episodes of Lizzy McGuire then 13 of Barney, then go outside, strip and roll in the mud. Why did you ask to talk to him!?" "But Katie," his voice was whiney, everyone gasped, he had used the authors name. the author got mad and typed something and he was magically transported to Jupiter where he automatically died of lack of oxygen.
Disclaimer: I own nil.
A/N: I don't do humor, so bear with me.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Artemis screamed. "Yes, young man, you are going through this program, and you are going to like it!" Angeline said. "But mommy! WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm telling daddy you're being mean!" he pouted. "But I'm your mother; I'm aloud to be mean, so there!!!!!" "MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !" "I'm too stupid to teach you at your level, so, I decided to put you back in kindergarten. Now, sit!!!!!"
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep- rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggg-rrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg- rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiii- "Hello?" said Artemis senior. "Oh, Timmy, Arty won't behave!! He is being rude to me!!!" she shrieked. "OK, let me talk to him." He said. Then the author of this story opened the roof and said "NNNOOOOOO!!! I told you to say yes, punish him, make him watch 12 strait episodes of Lizzy McGuire then 13 of Barney, then go outside, strip and roll in the mud. Why did you ask to talk to him!?" "But Katie," his voice was whiney, everyone gasped, he had used the authors name. the author got mad and typed something and he was magically transported to Jupiter where he automatically died of lack of oxygen.
