~Organization XIII Truth or Dare~
You know, because this isn't done as nearly as much as it should be, right? So naturally, it had to be written. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters, though I really wish I did.
They never saw it coming. One moment, they were in the Castle That Never Was, minding their own business, doing various things. Demyx practicing his sitar, probably ready to serenade someone, Zexion reading whatever the heck he reads, Marluxia writing his evil schemes and Axel getting ready to molest—I mean, kiss Roxas…. You know, the usual. But then my henchmen—I mean, friends and I decided to drug, bound and kidnap all of them in a ninja-like fashion. Silently and efficiently.
When they came to, pissed off and confused, I decided to announce why they were here. They deserve to know, right?
"Members of the infamous Organization XIII, I have brought you here so you could participate in a… fun… game of Truth or Dare!" I said cheerfully.
"Oh, heck no!" Roxas screeched, fighting against his restraints.
"Over my dead body!" Larxene hissed.
"That can be arranged!" I growled in response to the Savage Nymph.
She silenced herself, not wanting to fade into complete nothingness.
"As I was saying, your adoring fans will send in some questions or dares—cruel and amazing dares are much more fun—for you to do," I went on.
"What kind of dares?" asked Demyx, a little fear bleeding into his voice, his green eyes wide.
I smiled wickedly. "Anything our reviewers decide to send us. Any pairings, embarrassing acts, drugs and booze allowed! There are no rules! And I, the host, is allowed to be involved!"
"And what if we decide not to do the dares?" Marluxia called out defiantly.
I cackled viciously, swinging my Lurebreaker around carelessly before pushing the tip to his throat. "Then torture will be imminent then, Marly!"
Axel snickered loudly, along with other members of the Organization after I gave the pink-haired assassin such a girly nickname. Marluxia's cheeks flushed a flaming red.
"It's up to you now, reviewers! Ask and dare away, ask and dare away!" I said gleefully, motioning to the thirteen Nobodies chained to their chairs, defenseless and at my mercy and the mercy of the Kingdom Hearts fans.
Geez, the beginning was short... but with your reviews, it'll be so much longer! Truth and dares please! Fifth reviewer gets an Organization plushie of their choice~
