Lampshade

Alec walks into Magnus' apartment only to find him passed out on the sofa with a lampshade on his head like a hat and a blanket tied around his neck like a cape, with a Superman movie playing in the background.

Lime

Saying that Maryse was angry when she came in to see Magnus painting Alec's walls lime green is an understatement.

Dementia

Magnus heart broke every time he visited Alec in the hospital only to have Alec scream in terror at the strange man who has visited him every day for the pastpast eighteen years.

Chromosome

Alec and Magnus look at their adopted child with nothing but love, not caring about the his missing chromosome, only caring about his sweet smile and bright blue eyes.

Raspberry and Screw

Poem For Alec: Roses are red, violets are blue,

You're the only one I'd ever screw,

My eyes are yellow, your hair is black,

You turn the color of a raspberry every time I kiss you in public.

Love,

Your Rhyming Challenged Magnus.

Horse

Alec still couldn't believe that Magnus, the High Warlock Of Brooklyn, who battled demons and evil warlocks, screamed and ran away in terror every time he saw a horse.

Gluestick

Magnus still couldn't figure out exactly how Alec managed to get himself hung from the ceiling using only a gluestick and some twine.

Sweater

Alec forgets his sweater at Magnus' house and finds it perfectly sewed and covered in glitter with a note that reads, "Holes defeat the purpose of a sweater love."