McDonalds: An Expedition

10 Days before Christmas we were driving to the one in Malibu.

But there was a sign that said DUI checkpoint ahead...
And for some reason my father got scared and turned around.
He said "I do not want to wait 20 minutes to go through that shit."
Even though there weren't any cars, we instead decided to go the one in Santa Monica on 2nd St.

I ordered 2 McDoubles, a large fry and a large soda.
And I enjoyed the shit outta it.
My not very bright father decided to seat us by the automatic opening door that led to the outside seating area.
And every time my dad walked by it opened.
And it let in the cold air. I was really annoyed. But didn't say much about the phenomenon other than "Geez it's cold."

Then my dad spent two minutes talking to a security guard about homeless people.

I forgot to mention on my way to McDonalds there was a police helicopter shining it's "light beam" into the ocean.
I believe it was chasing a boat the was smuggling something.
Probably Mexicans...
Maybe marijuana.
But most likely my Waifu.