Alright people, this idea just came to me. No really, I just thought of this! I'm going on vacation next week so I most likely won't have internet access. So I'm posting the first chapter of a completely random story. I warn you that I have no idea where this is going or when it will end. So, lets get started shall we?!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO KISHIMOTO DOES!
It all started when Tsunade announced that she was going to throw a big party/festival in honor of the village's new found friendship with Suna. They, of course had a treaty for a long time, but now there were no hostilities. The two great nations were a peace with each other. This, no doubt had a lot to do with Gaara being Kazekage, and with Temari, Gaara's older sister being the ambassador to Konoha.
The festival was to be held in Konoha, but the Sand nins were invited as well. Although, much to the chagrin of everybody's favorite lazy shinobi, there was a catch. Each person was to find a date! And Tsunade, wanting to assert female dominance (and avoid being asked out by Jiraya) declared that instead of the men asking, it would be ladies' choice.
"This is so troublesome", muttered Shikamaru. Munch I don't know Shikamaru, it can't be that bad." Munch "Easy for you to say Chouji, I bet you don't care if you get a date or not." "So what do you care?" asked Chouji lazily munching on his favorite kind of potato chips. "Aren't you the one that says asking is way too troublesome. So, just sit back and let someone ask you. Surely with the mob of fan girls you acquired when you became a Jounin…" That's exactly the problem Chouji, I can't get them to leave me alone. Well, at least, more so than usual. At least before Tsunade-sama made that stupid announcement, I could usually ditch them. Now I can't even walk to the Hokage tower without getting mobbed. And you know if I show up without a date, I'll never hear the end of it from Ino."
"You're probably right, but look on the bright side, the Suna nins are coming right, so there's always the chance that Temari will ask you!" And, why would I want that, might I ask?" fumed a now more than slightly irritated Shikamaru. "Quit lying would you! Practically everyone in Konoha knows you like her!"
At that, Shikamaru calmly stuffed the entire bag of chips in Chouji's mouth and stormed off. Hmm come to think of it I wonder who Ino's gonna ask, thought Chouji.
Dang it Chouji, why'd you have to go there, thought Shikamaru. Oh well, I should probably get some rest. It's getting late, and knowing Tsunade-sama, she'll have me setting for the festival tomorrow. Thank you, whoever put her in charge. (Sarcasm.)
Well, here's the first chapter. Yay, my first Naruto story! I hope you like it! Please review! Sorry it's so short. I didn't have much time.
Once again, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! ( Must not inflict the wrath of fan fiction staff.)
ARIGATOU FOR READING!
