OK! One piece fic.
Oh boy… where to start. Where to start.
Well, last time I got completely… well… is thrashed the right word? Or would it be attacked… pummelled, maybe…
Anyways last time I wrote a fic of teh one piece category, I had to go into witness protection program. Change name address and delete any evidence I ever existed.
So it's safe to say that I'm nervous. And I may be screwed. nervous laughter
But I'm gonna try any way! Ok? Don't diss meh. I'm trying my best and if I, uh, die, then I'll be sad.
You don't want me sad now, do you? puppy eyes of doom!
I,ve seen the anime this time, so should be better. Accentuate the 'should'.
Ok, I'm scared but I shall do betta grammer this time round!
Shutting up now.
Oh right disclaimer… I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS ANIME/MANGA. IT ISH COOL BUT I DON'T OWN IT! I OWN ME AND OC'S SO THERE! Haha.
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She opened her eyes. Her eyes shifted form side to side in a suspicious fashion.
"I'm gonna fiiiiiind yoouuuuu…" She said sing-songly (horror movie-type voice).
She heard a muffled 'eep!' come from the kitchen. She walked into the kitchen.
"Dammit! I know where you are!" She didn't really.
She skulked around the house, flattened against floors and walls when she heard a noise that sounded humanish.
"Ring a ring a rosy…" She started singing like a little creepy kid.
"Pocket full of posy…" She smiled evilly when she heard scared-type breathing.
"A tissue…" She walked into her room and saw a lump of blankets that wasn't there before.
"A tissue…" She stood over it and grinned.
"We all fall… DOWN!" She pounced on the blob and it squealed. She took the blankets off the squirming blob that was her friend.
"RAAAH!" She screamed.
"Hey, no fair."
"And, Izzy, why is that?" She said, her victory showing plainly on her face.
"Because you cheated." Izzy said.
"How did I cheat?" She said, mock horror in her voice.
"Because… you were… a… you were… creepy." Izzy said, searching her brain for the appropriate words.
"Well, that serves you right for sucking."
"What?"
"Never mind. YOU CANNOT WIN TO THE EVIL SUPERIOR FORCES OF THE AWSOME BEC!" Bec said, striking a pose.
"Oh… kay." Izzy was a bit wierded out. But when wasn't she?
"I won."
"We already established that."
"I know. I still won."
"Mhmm."
"I DIIIID THOUGH!"
"I beleve you. You just didn't."
"…" Bec furrowed her brow in confusion. Which she did a lot.
"Don't hurt your brain." She said patting Bec on the head.
Bec glared.
Izzy glared.
Bec glared again.
Izzy glared again.
Bec glared harder.
Izzy glared harder.
Bec glared so hard that if she glared anymore her eyes would close.
Izzy did likewise.
The glaring continued until Izzy burst out into laughter.
Bec folded her arms in a stubborn-two-year-old-who-wants-a-lollipop fashion.
"Let's go find your brother." Izzy grabbed one of Bec's folded arms and dragged her out of her room.
"Oh, yeah. My brother." She said absent-mindedly.
They were in the kitchen again.
"He's not in here." Bec said.
"How do you know?"
"I… looked?..."
"Yeah, exactactimaly."
"…"
"Hey, what was that?" Izzy said, a crashing sound followed.
"Max." They both said.
The crashing stopped. There was a shoe-squeaking-on-floorboards sound and silence.
They both looked over to the place where that sound had come from.
"We know where you are." Bec said bluntly.
An 'eep!' was heard from the pantry.
They both calmly walked over to the pantry and counted to three.
"one." Bec whispered.
"Two…" Izzy continued.
"THREE!" They both yelled and threw the door open.
"AGH!" Max yelled and scrambled out between his sisters legs and the doorframe.
He jumped up and ran outside.
"MAX! GET BACK HERE!" Bec screamed, chasing after her deranged brother.
"NEvaaaaaa!" He yelled over his shoulder. He fell over a dead log because he wasn't watching where he was going. And he was related to Bec.
Bec dived for him. He jumped up, so Bec's head, presumably, hit something. It was the log.
"BEC! GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND CHASE HIM!" Izzy screeched as she hopped over tree branches after him.
Bec shook her head out of dizziness and scrambled away.
They ran after her brother. Past trees, past stumps, past logs… in general, they just ran and chased their way past the many dead plants in Bec's backyard/paddock. They were metres away from him when he ran over the hill. The girls got there and looked around. He was gone.
"Dammit!"
"It was your fault."
"How is it my fault?"
"It was your fault."
"What?"
"Was. Past tense. Meaning that it had happened and isn't happening at this very moment."
"Uhu?"
"Oh, shut up."
"…"
"What?!"
"Is..aaaa…beeeeeel."
"What!"
"Where'd he go?"
"How am I supposed to know?"
"I dunno."
"Let's go over there." Izzy said, pointing at a dead-looking tree.
"Ok." They skipped/walked (Bec/Izzy) off towards the grey tree.
They looked up at the many fangled grey branches that they couldn't see through.
"This tree has a lot of branches for a dead tree."
"Uhu." Izzy said, not particularly caring.
"Wanna climb it?"
"Uh, ok." Izzy said, swinging herself up into it's lowest branches with particularly annoying ease.
She received a -Bwip- look from Bec. (bwip: refer to chapter 8 or nine of DINAO. Hp fic.)
"What?!" Izzy said, hanging upside down from one of the branches.
"How'd you do that?"
"I climbed."
"Hoooow?"
"Uh…like this." She jumped out of the tree and swung herself up again, the same as before.
"You're annoying."
"I know."
"Grr."
"Hehe."
Bec then attempted to swing herself up too. But all she managed to do was hook her arm over a branch launch herself up and hit her head on that said branch, falling to the ground.
"Gak!" She shrivelled on the ground. (that doesn't make any sense! slaps self agh! What was that for? You know… No I don't!)
Izzy laughed in a high pitched way, hanging upside down again.
Bec just glared and jumped at the branch, clinging on when she finally reached it.
"Now what?" Bec said to herself.
She twirled around the branch until she was on top of it, sitting.
"YAY!" Bec yelled, her hands over her head in a victory 'whoop'.
"Finally." Izzy said, standing up and climbing up the tree.
Bec attempted to stand, but decided against it when she fell over and hit another branch, clinging to that instead. She slowly edged her way up the tree, climbing higher and higher until she finally reached Izzy.
"He's not here." Izzy said.
"I can see that!" Bec shouted in her face.
"Egh. Melted brain." Izzy said, flicking her head.
"EEEEEAAAAAGH!!" Bec heard her brother yell at the tops of his lungs. She looked up to see him crash tackle her.
"Get offa me!" Bec struggled against him. She bit him so he let go.
"I win." He said.
"Nu uh." Izzy said, swinging down from her branch.
"Yer."
"Uh, not any more!" Bec said, poking him.
"I gotcha! I win!" Bec yelled. Max leant forward and flicked her in the middle of her forehead, causing her to topple out of the tree, hitting branches on her way down to the ground.
THUD
"Ow." Bec said flatly. Izzy looked down at her mangilated friend and glared at Max. Max looked very scared and started scrambling down the tree.
"I'm coming Bec. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry." He said, scrambling still. He fell down the last couple of branches and landed with a THUD next to his sister. He groaned.
Izzy rolled her eyes and climbed down the tree.
Max stood up and brushed himself off.
"Bec, you ok?" Izzy asked Bec.
"Mif."
"I'll take that as a… I'm gonna kill you Max, but yer I'm ok."
Bec sat up and rubbed her head.
"That hurt. Stupid little man."
Izzy sat on the ground. "We still won." She said bluntly, looking at the ground.
"No you didn't! See, I was in the tree…" He scrambled up to the lowest branch to demonstrate how he won. "And you two were under me." He pointed at an imaginary tree branch under him. "I jumped…" He did a little jump on his tree branch. "And gotcha!" He attacked a protruding branch from the one he was on. The branch didn't snap off but it shook the one he was standing on. "Eep."
"How does that make you win?" Bec said.
"You screamed." He said, attempting to break off the branch he attacked.
"But you didn't get us." Izzy said.
"Yer." He swung off that little branch to make it snap off. The one he was on shook violently. Max made a little shriek sound and jumped onto another branch. The one he was previously on made a very loud –CRACK- sound and swung down. It stopped falling and just hung there by a couple of shards of wood.
"Max!" Bec shouted and stood up.
"What I do!" He said, innocently.
"YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN TREE!" Bec shouted.
"It wasn't me, but!"
He got –bwip-ped.
A crash sound came from above her head. The branch Max broke was breaking off and falling down, down until it hit her in the head. She fell to the ground.
"Look at the crack in the tree!" Max said, pointing at the ginormous crack that had now formed where that branch once was.
"MAX!" Izzy screeched. The last thing Bec saw before she blacked out was her brother getting slapped and shouted at simultaneously.
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Bec heard voices.
"I think she's dead."
"And why do you say that?"
"Because she looks dead."
They were apparently talking about her.
"Maybe we should check first."
"Uh, maybe."
"How?"
"We could chuck some water on her?"
Bec thought that maybe she should wake up.
"Or we could cover her in tuna."
"Tuna? What the hell?"
"Well, it smells bad. I'd wake up if I was covered in tuna."
"Uhu."
Bec heard a doink sound.
"Ow. Grr."
"What do we do with her?"
"I like the tuna idea."
"Same."
"Don't touch her. She's probably just sleeping."
"You just don't want us to hurt her."
"Yes, that's true."
"We don't even know who she is."
"So? She should be treated with respect."
"What if she's evil?"
"We only stop respecting her when she stabs us with a knife."
"I've never stabbed you."
"Not with a knife, no."
"Then what's with the disrespect?"
"You're ugly."
Bec heard some fist-hitting-face sounds and then some general punch-up sounds before a girl's voice said. Well shouted.
"CUT IT OUT! We need to decide what to do with this dead chick."
"Y-yes. Of course. Whatever you say."
"Mif."
"She's not dead."
"What?"
"She's laughing."
Bec was, indeed, laughing. But with her eyes closed. She didn't know her eyes were closed because she didn't know she was unconscious, so she, therefore, didn't open them.
"Is she gonna wake up?"
"She's awake already!"
"But her eyes are closed."
"She's awake!"
"I like the tuna."
"She's awake. And no, you can't cover her in tuna."
"Don't look at me like that!"
"It wasn't me. It was him."
Bec heard a slap.
"Don't touch her. She'll wake up when she's ready."
"I can't wait any longer. It's so annoying!"
Bec smiled to herself. She was being annoying. She thought she'd better open her eyes, so that last person doesn't have a seizure.
She snapped her eyes open. There was someone very close to her face. Someone with black hair and a hat on.
"EEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!" Bec screamed.
"She's awake." The face said and moved back. Bec could now see that the face was connected to a head that was connected to a body that was wearing a red vest-shirt-type-thing and jeans.
"We can see that." Bec looked around to see a funny looking green-haired guy stand up and bonk the first guy over the head with the hilt of his sword.
"You're gonna scare her to death." An orange-haired girl got up to stop the green-haired guy from hitting the little one again.
Bec looked around to see a blondie smoking and hopping around the girl and a very scared looking long-nosed guy. The only thing that would come out of Bec's muddled up and confused brain was.
"CICADA'S SHALL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Uh, is she ok?" The straw-hatted guy asked.
"MWA HA HA!"
"Uh, I don't know." The blondie replied.
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Something in Bec's brain just clicked. She declared her thoughts to the world. Very loudly.
"YOU GUY'S'Z ARE FROM ONE PIECE! AAAAGH!" The cogs in her brain began to work again and she thought to herself (slowly). Straw hat, Luffy. Blondie smoking, Sanji. Orange-head, Nami. Moss-head, Zoro. Long nose guy, Usopp. Wait a minute… Luffy, Sanji, Nami, Zoro, Usopp…ONE PIECE!
"EEEEEEE-AAAAAGH!!" She yelled again, shuffling backwards out of scaredness.
"HOLY F-" -bonk-
One shuffle and she hit something (the mast, if you must know, but she didn't know that). She was going to black out again she could feel it. Her eyes closed on the scene in front of her, so she took it all in. Sanji was looking worriedly in Bec's direction, Nami was attempting to get Usopp back down from the crows nest after he had jumped up there in fright, Zoro was napping until Luffy trod on him to come over and see if Bec was a spy from someone evil. Zoro stood up and had his fist raised over Luffy's head before Bec blacked out again.
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YAAAY! If you intend on not killing my brain, no flames. They burn.
And I can't find my shoe, so I'm going to go attack something.
R & R
