This Severus Snape's 12 days of Christmas. I also do not own. This is for fun (:

On the first day of Christmas Potter gave to me a bottle of shampoo:

I was sat at my house table, in the Great Hall, when Potter approached me. He placed a very messy-wrapped present in front of me. I looked up at him and frowned.

"What is this, Potter? Some sort of joke?" I asked trying to hold down my laughter.

"No," he replied innocently, "It's a peace offering. Well, aren't you going to open it?" I looked behind him to see Black, Petegrew and Lupin. None of them appeared to be phased by this. I reluctantly lifted up the gift and tore it open. My mouth hung open as Potter began to laugh. He had the cheek to give me a bottle of shampoo. "Its for your slimy hair," he chuckled lightly. His laughter appeared to echo around the hall as everyone else joined in.

"Fine, laugh at my expense," I hissed slamming the bottle of shampoo onto the wooden table. I stood up to take my leave. "You inbecile!" With that I left the hall leaving behind a loud echo of laughter.