So the point of this story is to just recreate four people (as I said) into South Park characters. Thanks to three other South Park writers, I was able to create this story. The characters are 100 original, and just because they act a certain way and say certain things, doesn't mean that the people they are based off are just like them. They are all oneshots and I hope you like the next few chapters.

Happy Reading!

Sarah I. Danty (Sid For Short)

Sex: Female

Height: 4'5

Age: 9

Average Outfit: Jeans, black shoes, a black hoodie with a skull on it, and glasses

Looks: She has brown eyes, white skin, and fair length, straight, black, messy hair that could never be combed because every time you do it get's messier.

Personality: Sid is a very quiet person when you first meet her but is very outgoing and friendly when you meet her. She's really nice but wears Goth clothing and can fit in with the Goths if she wanted to too…but that doesn't make her emo. She makes perverted comments and she's very weird (in a good way) and odd. She's against KFC, Wal-Mart, and animal cruelty, but she loves caramel, acting crazy, writing, and procrastinating. Not to mention the internet and video games. She loves hanging out with friends and breaking awkward silences. She hates skirts and doesn't like to say the lords name in vain. (Kyle and Cartman are in trouble)

Guy She's Most like: Kenny

OK, so now this character is 100 made up by the second person that I picked. This character is nothing (at least I don't think) like the person that created him so don't judge the author that wrote this on his character.

Sirius Vicente

Sex: Male

Height: 4'7

Age: 9



Average Outfit: Dark green pants, black shoes, orange t-shirt with yellow tie-dye, and a dark green baseball cap worn backwards.

Looks: Sirius has dirty blonde spiky hair that sticks out from the hole in the baseball cap since he wears it backwards. He has blue-green eyes and white skin.

Personality: Sirius has ADD just like Tweek, but not as bad. He plans to murder his friends but never really goes through with it. He's very rough and may seem mean on the outside, but on the inside he has a soft spot for his friends. He cuss's a lot and continues to fight with Loraine (see next character) a lot, but they still remain friends no matter how often they fight. He takes a great liking to Cartman but does not seem to like Kyle much. He is an atheist and his sense of humor is dark but not too mean. When he has problems he goes to his friend Ricki (see last character) most of the time and trusts only a circle of people…his friends.

Guy He's Most Like: Cartman

This next character was from a fanfiction writer who wants the character to be more mine than hers so I also doubt that this character she gave me to write about is not totally like her.

Loraine Frost

Sex: Female

Height: 4'4

Age: 9

Average Outfit: A Plaid light green, powder pink, sky blue, and light yellow skirt with a powder pink tank top. She wears a gold bracelet and sandals.

Looks: Curly, long, brown-ish, red-ish hair, brown eyes, and white skin.

Personality: Loraine is a Jewish, innocent girl that is very preppy. She loves singing, reading, writing, and hanging with her friends. She's a really laid back go with the flow personality. She gets in constant fights with Sirius about his ways of doing things but he is still her friend nonetheless. She is obsessed with the boy band Simple Plan and loves making new friends with the gang. She's the girliest out of the four but she still has a tough side to her. She hates cussing, but does it on rare, emergency, occasions. She's not really the one making jokes as much as she laughs. And when she's thinking of something important, she tucks piece of hair, which always hangs down her face, behind her ear.

Guys She's Most Like: Kyle



This next character is my character. It is 100 mine and I am going to make as much like me as possible.

Ricki Barder

Sex: Female

Height: 4'6

Age: 9

Average Outfit: Jeans, a green halter top with a saxophone on it, a black choker that she never ever takes off because she is emotionally attached to it, a white stylish hat, and black shoes.

Looks: Brown, straight hair with yellow highlights, hazel brown eyes, and white skin.

Personality: Ricki is a very comedic person who is immature and loves to make people laugh. She is very social, nice, and outgoing. She is nice to everyone without judging them and plays some pranks a lot too. She is a Christian and wants everything to be alright. She likes a bit of drama and adventure and loves to help her friends. She loves writing and reading and is not the smartest, but smart. She plays the saxophone and is against anything girly. She has a very soft spot for everybody, but if you piss her off, it's the end of you. She's good at comebacks and insults but are used only when needed.

Guy She's Most Like: Stan

So I hope you like the characters. They are going to be the center of most of the stories because that's technically the point of the story. I'm unsure if I'm going to make any pairings at all. I'll get back to you guys than that. I hope you like the story!

Happy Reading!