Ahaha! As I said in the summary, tis the season for Christmas crack. This idea came out of nowhere yesterday and it didn't take that long to write, actually. With the help of my awesome little sister, I was able to come up with something I hope you all like. I find it absolutely hysterical, but I have an odd sense of humor so... yeah... Enjoy~!
Oh, and you might wanna go YouTube the original song. That way, when you sing it in your head, you can get a general idea of the melody and how it flows. :D
Disclaimer Time:
I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters mentioned. If I did, it would be all about Prussia...
On the first day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
One naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
The Trio sent to me:
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Seven kisses blowing
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
The trio gave to me:
Eight beers a chuggin'
Seven kisses blowing
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Nine Romanos dancing
Eight beers a chuggin'
Seven kisses blowing
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Ten flaming Frances
Nine Romanos dancing
Eight beers a chuggin'
Seven kisses blowing
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Eleven Russias dying
Ten flaming Frances
Nine Romanos dancing
Eight beers a chuggin'
Seven kisses blowing
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Twelve turtles crawling
Eleven Russias dying
Ten flaming Frances
Nine Romanos dancing
Eight beer a chuggin'
Seven kisses blowing
Six orders of churros
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
Mwahahaha~ God, that cracks me up! Anywho, thanks for reading and don't forget to R&R, please!
Up next: The Axis Powers!
