Okay, I'm guessing everyone has seen the '100 ways to annoy Animorphs?' I decided to make the opposite- 100 ways to SUCK UP to Animorphs! YAY! Enjoy!


1. Tell Marco that's he's not that short, and find someone shorter to follow him around.

2. Tell Rachel she's pretty in a very dangerous way.

3. Get Jake to go on a blind date… with Cassie.

4. Find a way for Tobias to go o a date with Rachel that's longer than two hours that has nothing to do with morphing.

5. Help Cassie with the more… ahem… unpleasant (aka BAD-SMELLING) chores.

6. Get Ax a free ride home. (Come on, Yeerks! Share a ride with Ax, our resident Anadalite. Free cookies!)

7. Tell Visser One who all the Anadalite bandits are just so she can shove it around Visser Three.

8. Kill Visser Three. (Dur)

9. (Slightly obvious…) Tell Visser Three who the Anadalite bandits are!

10. Starve Tom

11. Get Marco a really cute date (who will actually kiss him, not their thumb)

12. Turn Tobias human while he can still morph.

13. Get Tobias a freaking decent family in the beginning.

14. Let Elfangor come back to life!

15. Get them all a psychologist that can't sell them to the Yeerks.

16. Let them live normal lives (honestly)

17. Erek- meet vegetarian. Vegetarian- meet worshipper.

18. Get Erek to a 'no nukes' protest.

19. Get Marco someone who thinks his jokes are funny.

20. Get Marco his own comedy show where EVERYONE thinks his jokes are funny.

21. Ask Rachel if she'll do a makeover on you.

22. Rachel- meet the actress who actually plays Xena

23. Get Rachel a dog who she can talk to.

24. Buy them all a time machine to undo mistakes

25. (For Marco AND Rachel) Get uniforms that actually look cool!


TO BE CONTINUED... I need ideas, so if anyone can reply with some I'll credit them to you. Thnx!

-Enola Tey-