Booyah!~ AU Time: Assassin Style

Hyuuga: Kami! What now?

*points up* He's up there. I can get Goku to bring him here.

Hyuuga: Da'ho!

Calm your nonfunctional mammary glands. -_-

Riko: She actually used that term for guys...

Izuki: Why is Riko the Army General?

Cause she's a boss?

Kiyoshi: Makes sense. *shrugs*


"Army General Riko!"

Riko collapses to the ground after jumping in front of Kagami and shooting the grenades from her arms. Her forehead was bleeding from the blow. Furihata brings out the medicine kit and takes out a gauze roll. Furihata rolls the gauze around Riko's head. "Lieutenant Furihata! Get Riko to the medic! Stat!"

"Yes, General Hyuuga!"

"Hmm...the 'General' is rather aggressive. Was it because of the medic's mechanical leg?"

Hyuuga clenches his fists tight. Izuki places a hand on Hyuuga's wrist.

"General! Calm down, please!"

"Major Izuki..."

"We all are feeling like this too. Our job is to annihilate the Kirisaki assassins. Don't let what happened to our medic get to yo-"

A bullet pierces through Izuki's wrist. Izuki screams then hisses in pain, his other hand gripping the wounded wrist. "Izuki!"

"Oi. Oi. Eyes on the battle, General Hyuuga," Makoto says. "Or do you ask for a death wish?"

Hyuuga shoots Makoto's hand, causing him to drop the gun. "Shut up!"

"You bastard!"

"That's my line!" Hyuuga proceeds to shoot but a bullet hits his hand from the other side.


"Nnng...Eh? Where am I?"

"That was some blow there, Army General Riko?"

"Teppei?"

"You can still remember? That's a relief!"

"Heh heh...looks like my dad wasn't lying about me having a hard head. Oww..."

"You need to be more careful. You can't afford to do something like that. Even if it means to defend your men."

"Defending my men is my job. But, I'll keep your concern in mind."

Riko walks next to the door. "I can feel it. Hyuuga's anger from facing the now Kirisaki assassin army."

"Who's in charge? Same guy?"

"Army General Makoto."

Shock plants in the medic's face. Memories of his severe injury played in his mind.

"Hyuuga! Don't!"

"Huh?"

"You fell for it!" Makoto shouts, giving the signal.

Kiyoshi pushes Hyuuga out of the way, the small missile goes through Kiyoshi's knee. "Kiyoshi!"

Blood flows through his mouth as he shouts in pain. Riko shouts. "Mitobe! Koga! Get him to the medic, stat!"

Colonel Makoto approaches towards Hyuuga. "You're lucky you didn't get hit, Leiutenant Colonel."

"Tch!"

"Hyuuga don't!"

"Kiyoshi."

"Please. Calm down and fight. Being angry will put you in further danger."

"Kiyo-"

"Looks like I can't fight along side you guys. I'm sorry."

Tears flow into Hyuuga's eyes. "I-Idiot! Forget that! Guys, go right now!"

The two Leitenants took Kiyoshi to the medic.
"Teppei."

"Hm?"

"After only being a medic for two months, you learn pretty quick."

"Thanks. I have to admit though, I was trained prior. Sorry for not telling..."

"Eh? Then why did you sign up as a soldier?"

Kiyoshi closes his eyes halfway. "I was afraid of getting laughed at."

"Eh? What do you mean? You're better at this than I am!"

"Me? Heh heh! Come on! Learning this is nothing compared to what you guys do! With your smarts and common sense, you could ace this stuff faster than I can!"

"No. It isn't nothing. If this was any average person taking care, I would've been dead the moment my body approaches here. Teppei. I too know what it was like to feel weak and hurt."

"Hm?"

Riko opens her coat to show her two mechanic arms. Kiyoshi's eyes widened hands at the table. "General..."

"I lost these arms as a lieutenant when rescuing some trainees from Teiko." She tuns her head forty five degrees, eyes at Kiyoshi. "But, that doesn't matter. What I want you to know is no position is a laughing matter and I want you to understand that you are no less courageous for what you've done. So as our special medic, I want you not to feel hurt but proud to have survived being part of this army. Remember that, Teppei."

"General..."

"I will be going now. Thank you for treating me."

"No problem! Be careful next time!"

Riko leaves the room, another pair of soldiers bringing some injured.

"Kiyoshi!"

"Right!"


"You think an average general like yourself can beat an ace like me?"

Hyuuga held his wounded arm. His glasses gone and shattered. Makoto had a grin plastered to his face, his gun planted at Hyuuga's forehead. "Even if your soldiers are still alive, some aren't suited for battle anymore."

Hyuuga, using as much vision he has, looks at the Leiutenants that now fall to the ground as well as Makoto standing."Being angry will put you in further danger."

Hyuuga calmed down and planted a smile, tears flowing on his face. Sorry, Kiyoshi. For not heeding that. I understand why you said that. "Hmm? What's with tha-"

A small missile hits him through the skull. Hyuuga notices the Kirisaki Army General fall to the ground. "Hmph. Who said battle was the only thing we do?"

Hyuuga turns to see Riko, with some blur due to not having glasses. "Army Ge-"

"Let's go. It's over now."

Riko lifts up Hyuuga. "Don't worry. They will be fine. We'll lose some combatants but no lives."

"That's good news. How's Kiyoshi?"

"Eh? He's doing fine."

"Did you ever show hi-"

"Already did. He doesn't feel hurt over his artificial leg anymore."

"You knew too?"

"I knew because of you."

"Eh?"

"Doesn't matter now. Let's go."


"Look, Mitobe! I look like a pirate now!" Koganei says, pointing at the eyepatch over his eye. He places a foot on the table, holding a banana. "Now hand over the treasure before I shoot!"

"Umm...pirates use their swords, Koga. And sit back down!" Izuki shouts.

Mitobe does his best to put the energetic man down on his seat. "Quiet down! I'm on a phone call with the Miracles squad!"

Everyone in the cafeteria clamps their mouth shut as they watch the army general talk from her phone.

"Any losses, Army General?"

"No, but some of our combatants are unable to fight."

"I see. Were you able to stop Kirisaki assassins?"

"Yes. I was barely able to make a blow to the commander's head."

"Excellent. Looks like you guys were able to fend off on your own after all. Though, it doesn't end from there. There's another task to be at hand according to the documented request."

"Eh?"

"Do not worry. After with what had happened, we will come to your aid when it's time to proceed with the mission. As for now, we will be sending one of our comrades to reside with you all. If he mentions his identity as 'Shooting Phantom' he is one of us."

"I see."

"See you next month for the next military mission."

"Yes, Army General Akashi!"

Riko turns off the communicator and sits back down on her seat.


Done!~

Hyuuga: Too small!

Don't care!

Riko: You made Teppei a medic?

Was that a bad thing?

Riko: No...

Kagami: Why do I get the feeling I know this shooting phantom?

Riko and Hyuuga: Idiot...