-[After much procrastination, I bring you the first chapter of "MY FIRST FANFIC EVER!". I give a future thank you to those who enjoy my work. Let's begin, shall we?]-
A Quest for the Nostalgic Scent:
Chapter 1: The Creation of Acquaintanceship
It was a sunny day in Edo [Previous name of Tokyo]. In this prominent city in Feudal Japan, the roads were painted with blood while kids played with spinning tops in bowls, brothels filled with hookers were on every corner, and there was all of the raw fish that you could eat. Our tale's beginning brings us to a small shop on an end of town where the yakuza [Violent Roughneck Motherfuckers] would always use as a place of congregation. The only people working there were an old elderly couple and their adopted 19 year old daughter, Fuu, who is a slut. Like any other day, Fuu had to serve these assholes food and drink.
"Hey!" shouts a large Yakuza wearing a purple kimono over in Fuu's direction.
"Bring me another round of sake and some more dumplings!"
"How would you like to eat some of these dumplings and drink MY sake, huh Big Boy?" Fuu said slowly and seductively while pushing her breast together and twitching her legs, slightly bending them.
"Hell yeah!" exclaims a very horny Yakuza.
The Yakuza reaches his hand over in route to Fuu's legs, but it doesn't get far due to a thrown knife, which chops off his thumb, middle finger, and pinky of his right hand. Blood sprays from the Yakuza's hand, and his fingers lay on the floor, slowly drying out. The other Yakuza in the room are surprised and wonder who the assailant could be. The potentially silent killer is revealed to be Fuu's adoptive mother.
"No you don't!" shouts the old woman with a voice that distinctly matches that of her current golden years.
"Try to touch my daughter again and flipping people off and jerking off won't be the only thing you're not able to do! And Fuu, stop being a slut! I swear, since you've lost your virginity to that tree branch, you've never been the same! You bi-"
The sentence is cut off by the wind chime and the almost silent whipping noise of the drape used as a makeshift door to the shop. A man walks in with a sword on his back and a very rugged look, so rugged that he almost resembles a yakuza. The man walks over and sits on a bench in the corner of the shop. Fuu instantly runs over to him"
"Hey Stud!" says Fuu.
"Can I get you something to enjoy like some tea, dumplings, the BJ special?"
"Good day miss and thank you for being so polite. I'm Mugen and I'll take the tea. Earl Grey if you have it", says the man with a distinct British accent.
"Um where the hell do they have Earl Grey? And this is Japan. We only have green tea", replies Fuu, still baffled at the accent while thinking about how his voice and appearance don't match.
"Fine then Miss. I'll take Green Tea. By the way, what is the BJ Special if I may ask?" asks Mugen.
"It's a special soup where I grind up my dad's ED [Erectile Dysfunction for those of you who don't know] meds and throw it in. That one guy ordered it over there", replies Fuu pointing over to a gentleman eating soup.
The man eating the soup notices that his member is pushing up the table, making his Yakuza friends' tea spill.
"What the fuck?" shouts the Yakuza.
"And you know why it's called the BJ Special?" asks Fuu.
"It makes it all the more better to suck your-"
"Fuu! Stop being a fucking slut!" yells her adoptive mother.
Fuu eventually gets Mugen's tea and sets it on the table. Another person walks into the shop. It is another man who is neatly dressed, wears glasses, and carries two swords. The man instantly catches Fuu's eyes.
"Hey Hotty!" yells Fuu running over to him and grabbing his arm.
"I'll take good care of you!"
"Hands off me, bitch!" yells the man with glasses as he pushes Fuu off of him.
"Do you know who I am? I'm Jin, motherfucka!"
In Fuu's mind she is thinking "What the hell is wrong with this guy? With his appearance, I would have never thought he had such a deep voice and a rude personality!"
The man with glasses walks over to the table overpopulated with Yakuza.
"You're in my light, nigga!" Jin shouts to the man who partook in Fuu's BJ Special. He quickly draws his sword and chops his dick off. The Yakuza man writes in pain of the floor.
"Oh shit!" yells the other Yakuza simultaneously in shock.
"What are you doing killing my men and who the hell are you!" yells the boss Yakuza.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" says Jin. He then draws both of his swords and slits every Yakuza neck in the shop."
"Holy crap", says Fuu, on her knees in a slight shock.
"Hey, what do you know?" she thinks.
"I'm in the perfect position for the Jin-guy!"
Jin walks over to the place where Mugen is sitting and stares down at him.
"You're in my favorite spot", says Jin with a harsh tone.
"Move it."
"I'm sorry old chap but not today. Could you sit somewhere else?"
"I SAID MOVE, NIGGA!", yells Jin who then violently slaps the teacup from Mugen's hands, causing the it to shatter and have its contents become one with the floor.
Mugen suddenly draws his sword and slashes at Jin. Jin jumps back just soon enough, leaving his kimono slightly torn by Mugen's blade.
"There is one thing you do not do old chap", says Mugen in a quiet anger.
"You do… not… mess… with… a man's… bloody tea… you…. wanker!"
"Bring it on nigga!" replies Jin in a harsh tone drawing his swords.
"On shit!" thinks Fuu.
"If they both kill each other, then who will I fuck in the next five minutes?"
[END OF CHAPTER 1]
-[That's all for now. Until the next chapter, later!]-
